Vacuum Ho 

When a ho sleeps with you to collect your spoo and then visits a spa or clinic to have your seed vacuumed out and given to another gal who wants to have your child without you knowing it. Also known as a collection agent in the pro ho biz.

A vacuum ho is one more good reason to wear a raincoat.

Vacuum Ho by Mr. Chips May 1, 2006

Vacuum Junkie 

Someone who gets high from eating dirt in vaccums.

My uncle is a vacuum junkie. He also smokes meth.

Vacuum Junkie by Fdfdfdf March 6, 2013

vacuum boy 

somebody who plays with vacuums and then thinks hes a nitro engine expert.

the forum noofus edbeee thinks nitro engines are like vacuums there more then sucking action going on thus vacuum boy is born

vacuum boy by Gr1m R3ap3r89 March 15, 2010

Vacuum cleaner 

A sexual prostitute whom doesn’t even have to audition to become a stripper because she’s already got everybody’s attention. She makes more pleasured noises during sex than any other prostitute. Vacuum Cleaner is really one hot girl but don’t get on her bad side; Vacuum Cleaner is a wild prostitution who’ll womp over you with her Stilettos then proceed to suck your nose off.

Guy 1- oh dude no way is that Vacuum Cleaner?
Guy 2- yeah!
Girl 1- I’m gonna go break Vacuum Cleaner’s vacuum sucker wand.
Girl 2- oh no bitch dong do it. *wiseper voice* no ncahe she’ll suck you’re new nose off”
Girl 1- oh

Girl 1- oh ok

Vacuum cleaner by thegardenofemma July 21, 2019

vacuum sealer 

A term used to define a woman who gives really great head... With the power of the vacuum she is dubbed a vacuum sealer.

The bitch brenda was a vacuum sealer...

vacuum sealer by Stephen Breeney January 8, 2008

vacuum wrapped sausage 

To have one's erect penis deflate and fall limp while attempting to put on a condom before sexual intercourse. This phenomena can sometimes be attibuted to the de-sensitizing feeling of wearing a condom. Sometimes, a sound similar to a deflating balloon can be heard, but this noise is actually from the flow of air into the the condom's vacuum left by the shrinking penis.

Dude that poor guy was about to lose his virginity to Shrudi but when he tried to put on a condom his penis went flaccid and became a vacuum wrapped sausage.

vacuum wrapped sausage by soggy banana December 10, 2011

Vacuum Cleaner 

A device that sucks balls under your couch.

The vacuum cleaner cleaned up the mess under my couch after it tore and spilled.

Vacuum Cleaner by Snowpawn November 13, 2019