The female equivalent of whiskey-dick. When a woman has had too much to drink and although her libido is strong, her vagina don't work.
Jane was at the bar all night drinking appletinis. She went home with Rob, but when they got down to it, she succumbed to the vodka-box.
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"That Barney is always getting lucky with the ladies, but I heard that if you get him tatored enough, he turns into a vodka induced cockgobbler!"
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Mixed drink consisting of only vodka and water. Can also be made with tonic instead of regular water. Very low calorie therefore making it one of the healthiest mixed drinks you could have and a favorite of white girls everywhere.
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Get the vodka colonic mug.A funnel attached to plastic tubing to allow large quantities of vodka to enter the human body at one time. A specific form of a funnel and similar to a beer funnel but with much smaller dimensions as to limit the amount of liquid consumed at one time.
I think I down 5 shots at once doing that vodka funnel.
Why are my kidneys exploding? Oh yeah, I did a vodka funnel.
Why are my kidneys exploding? Oh yeah, I did a vodka funnel.
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This originated as a drinking fad in the U.K. so as to get drunk more quickly than to simply drink the fucking Vodka.
The idea is that the alcohol passes easily through the mucous membrane and enters the bloodstream directly through veins at the back of the eye, although some experts are sceptical about the claims and believe that since those who do it are usually already drunk, they simply convince themselves that it's having such an effect.
However, like the previous section said, it's probably the placebo effect, and a bunch of frat boy idiots think it's uber kawaii to be trendy and edgy by trying out those amazing "British fads" to be more "cultured" while having "fun"
This originated as a drinking fad in the U.K. so as to get drunk more quickly than to simply drink the fucking Vodka.
The idea is that the alcohol passes easily through the mucous membrane and enters the bloodstream directly through veins at the back of the eye, although some experts are sceptical about the claims and believe that since those who do it are usually already drunk, they simply convince themselves that it's having such an effect.
However, like the previous section said, it's probably the placebo effect, and a bunch of frat boy idiots think it's uber kawaii to be trendy and edgy by trying out those amazing "British fads" to be more "cultured" while having "fun"
American Frat Boy: "Hay guise let's do some uber kawaii Vodka eyeballing!!!"
Sensible person: "Hey, let's not and say we never fucking thought of this!"
Sensible person: "Hey, let's not and say we never fucking thought of this!"
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