Twice Baked Doritos

When someone is stoned (high on marijuana) and is eating Baked Doritos
"Dude, I can really go for some twice baked Doritos RIGHT NOW"
by Youdon'tevenknow April 11, 2015
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fuck her twice

A casual expression or quip used only on the hottest of women, and stated only by a guy who obviously has no chance with said girl in a normal setting. The underlying meaning being that if some mediocre scrub actually scored with that hot of a chick, no one would believe it and therefore it wouldn't have happened even if it did
Goddamn, that bitch is so hot i'd fuck her twice to make sure the first time counted.
by Willis P Styles September 28, 2007
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twice as nice

When you are just buzzed and just high enough to feel two times as good as when sober but are not too drunk to drive or function on a medium level.
Grayson: "Dude, last night i smoked a blunt and a white Russian."
Jimmy: "How'd you feel?"
Grayson: "I was feelin' twice as nice."
by Pink Caddy September 25, 2012
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twice cream

When you have ice cream not once in a day, but twice!
Hey, Arienne: I've had ice cream today, but I'd like it once again. May I have...twice cream?
by ajuliano May 22, 2010
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Fuck me twice!

idiom; used to express feelings of extreme frustration, exasperation, annoyance, surprise, resignation, or disappointment
"Yyyyeah, V, I'm gonna need you to work another eight hours while your 'sick' coworker goes out partying and whoring herself."

"Oh, fuck me twice!"

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"Fuck me twice, I can't believe that 'Signs' sucked so bad."
by pentacookie December 31, 2007
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z or r twice

If you type this in on Google, the search engine will barrel roll across the screen. This also happens if you type "Do a barrel roll".
Hey dude have you tried the Google easter egg "Z or R twice"? If you haven't, you have to!
by SlimJim226 December 8, 2015
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