by Youdon'tevenknow April 11, 2015

A casual expression or quip used only on the hottest of women, and stated only by a guy who obviously has no chance with said girl in a normal setting. The underlying meaning being that if some mediocre scrub actually scored with that hot of a chick, no one would believe it and therefore it wouldn't have happened even if it did
by Willis P Styles September 28, 2007

When you are just buzzed and just high enough to feel two times as good as when sober but are not too drunk to drive or function on a medium level.
Grayson: "Dude, last night i smoked a blunt and a white Russian."
Jimmy: "How'd you feel?"
Grayson: "I was feelin' twice as nice."
Jimmy: "How'd you feel?"
Grayson: "I was feelin' twice as nice."
by Pink Caddy September 25, 2012

by ajuliano May 22, 2010

idiom; used to express feelings of extreme frustration, exasperation, annoyance, surprise, resignation, or disappointment
"Yyyyeah, V, I'm gonna need you to work another eight hours while your 'sick' coworker goes out partying and whoring herself."
"Oh, fuck me twice!"
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"Fuck me twice, I can't believe that 'Signs' sucked so bad."
"Oh, fuck me twice!"
*
"Fuck me twice, I can't believe that 'Signs' sucked so bad."
by pentacookie December 31, 2007

If you type this in on Google, the search engine will barrel roll across the screen. This also happens if you type "Do a barrel roll".
by SlimJim226 December 8, 2015
