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tweaker fly

1.n an ordinary house fly that has metamorphosed into a devoluted super fly by consuming the excreted by-product from the skin of a tweaker (a life-form under the influence of methamphetamine). Tweaker flies become extremely aggresive, develop a nuclear-hardened exo-skeleton, their appendages grow to triple normal size. Avoid tweaker flies at all costs: Tweaker flies will dive-bomb you to get their next dose of methamphetimine (they do not care if you are spun ducky woo woo or not). Tweaker flies wings fold back like F-14 fighter jet swept wings. They have sex constantly (partners' gender is unimportant). Tweaker flies love cockroaches sexually most of all.
Dude, don't go to 12th Street; the tweaker flies have taken over Merced and are learning to speak English. One did a fly-by and told me "Give me you methamfriendofmine.
by Brain (the real one) December 1, 2004
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Tweaker Lighter

A none name brand lighter with the ability to remove the protective cover and adjust the flame to higher then normal function, making it eazier for tweakers to smoke methamphetamine.
Dude, whay did you get a Bic lighter? You should have brought a Tweaker Lighter, this shit "methamphetamine" is going to take forever to burn up in the pizo...
by Blunt Trauma in san diego January 9, 2010
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Twilight tweaker

One that is obsessive and spends continuous time on the topic of reading/discussing/rambling about the famous Twilight series.
Chick 1:Edward is so hot!
Chick 2:Ya, Bella doesn't even deserve him.
Dude: so many girls are twilight tweakers now days..
by Blonathan Pars August 3, 2009
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twelve sided died

The act of being crushed by a twelve sided die, similar to those used in the game "Dungeons and Dragons". It has a brief cameo appearance in Teen Girl Squad #8
I watched this movie about this elf chick, and she got twelve sided died.
by Fei Hong Chan III February 4, 2005
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Five foot twelve

When you're 5"12, you're tall, but not tall enough to be a MAN and take ALL THE Girls. Also it's a unit of measurement coming at around 182 cm. This is the above avarage height for a man in countries like Bosnia Czechoslovakia Denmark ect.
"Hey dude I'm five foot twelve"
"hahaha I'm six foot zero so I'm much higher than you"
by CurbMan January 6, 2019
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twelve step program

Self-help group using methods and philosophy that originated with Alcoholics Anonymous involving 12 steps to sobriety or whatever
Too bad there's no twelve step program for assholes
by cornholio October 11, 2003
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Twelve ounce stroll aka: toss

A leisurely walk usually with your dog while drinking a beer. Longer walks my require a 24 or 36 ounce stroll
After a stressful day at work, there is no better way to unwind then by taking a Twelve ounce stroll aka: toss
by bcrash October 26, 2011
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