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Tweaker Treats 

Tweaker treats are simply just unscratched lottery tickets. You can often find tweakers outside liquor stores scratching their treats over the trash can.
Went to the Circle K and saw my local tweaker scratching his tweaker treats. The only thing useful about scratched treats, is the fact you know they didn’t scan the second chance code.
Tweaker Treats by Hamper Hunter April 14, 2021
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TWEAKER TWACKD

TWEAKER TWACKD IS WHEN YOUR MAJOR GHEEKED ON ICE OR TO MANY ADHD MEDS YOU FIND YOUR SELF DOING LOTS OF POINTLESS SHIT SUCH AS CLEANING THE GROUT IN THE BATHROOM WITH BLEACH AND A FKN TOOTH BRUSH OR TEARING SHIT APART THAT ISNT BROKE TO MAKE IT BETTER WRAPPING CHORDS COVERING WINDOWS WITH BLANKETS AND 4 THOUSAND THUMB TACKS KUZ YOU THINK THE PIGS ARE WATCHN YA BUT NOPE YOUR JUST STRAIT FKN TWEAKER TWACKD
HEY DUDE I JUST DID A FOILEY IM ZOOTED AS FUCK YA GOT ANY DUCK TAPE I NEED TA FIX THIS SINK MAN ITS LEAKING LIKE A BITCH MAN DUDE YOUR SPUN UP STRAIT TWEAKER TWACKD!

Tweaker Time

The immense and typically immeasurable time frame needed for the typical tweaker to complete ANY (yes, ANY!) task that they've set about to complete. Recipiants (sometimes referred to as 'victims') of said 'tweaker time' may be routinely subjected to exceptionally difficult positions placed upon them by the 'tweaker'. It is usually wise to push scheduling of important tasks to next week, or the week after, if in the presence of anyone under the influence of 'tweaker time'.
Glen: DUDE! How f*ckin long is that bitch gonna be inside Walmart!? She only had $6 and its been 45 minutes! (I think?) I mean, what is she looking at anyway with her tweaker time ass!?! MUTHER F*CKER!!

Covington: (while dilligently, yet hopelessly trying to pick out a good cd from the case) Huh?

Glen: Wow...

tweaker trash 

Tweaker Trash: Poor person or groups of people addicted to meth/speed and proud of it.
Now that she hangs out with tweaker trash she is skin and bones.
tweaker trash by mylace June 24, 2005

tweaker's thumb 

Forming of a giant blister or callus on your thumb from smoking soooo much meth.
I can tell weather or not anyone has been smoking meth recently by seeing weather or not they've got tweaker's thumb(s).
tweaker's thumb by Willie Tutu December 23, 2010

tweaker bait 

Noun broken household useless items that can be used to distract strung out tweakers stealing your more valuable items.
Honey I'm home I did stop at the goodwill donation station and pic up a new box o tweaker bait
tweaker bait by koolbreeze December 16, 2016

Tweaker mime 

When some one is tweaking for so long and hard they start miming. (impersonating a mime).
Armageddon: I've been up three days straight up tweakin' like a mime.
Me: You jerk tweaker ass mime.
Tweaker mime: (stands pretending to be in a box).
Tweaker mime by tweaker ass mime September 16, 2009