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Photoshop Tattletale

A person that feels the need to point out that Photoshop was used on an image, no matter how super cool or hilarious the results may be. The fact that people ALREADY KNOW that the image is OBVIOUSLY Photoshopped does not discourage them one bit. They think this makes them seem smart or computer savvy.
"Dude, no way is that rooster THAT big, it's Photoshopped...!" "No REALLY, seven foot roosters aren't real...? I had NO idea, quit being such a Photoshop Tattletale, you're spoiling our fun..."
by Archanimal October 30, 2012
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dry-twatted

1) To fuck someone (or something) over, and not in a good way.

2) Any situation that is comparable to being face-to-face with a dry twat. (we all know wet twats are better.)
Example1: (after being ditched for poker night) Man you dry-twatted me on playing them cards that night.

Example2: Buttr-Z wanted to play but got dry-twatted cuz she wanted to cuddle.
by drodhertzer August 19, 2014
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CT (Carbon Tattle)

When someone cc's their boss or manager in an email throwing you under the bus.
Ex1

Steve: I cant believe Barb CTed her manager on that reply email to me.

Rob: Thats not cool.

Ex2

Renee: Jim sent me an email that was border line harrassment, im gonna CT (Carbon Tattle) and tell him to stop.

Steve: Dont be a prude.
by stratis February 18, 2009
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Twatter

Nick: I'm gonna see what's happening on twatter
Chris: me too, love that site
by Twattownusa August 24, 2011
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twatter

"We don't have a Twitter.. Twatter, whatever that's called."
by squarebubblex April 26, 2009
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Twatter

Disambiguation of twat

1.) Slang term in reference to a person being like the female genitalia in the same fashion as vag

2.) A slang term, in jest due to its nature, for a plane used at the United States Air Force Academy. The United States Air Force operates three de Havilland DHC-6 Twin Otters for the United States Air Force Academy's skydiving team. The cadets affectionately call the aircraft the "'Twatter."
1.) "She is the king twatter"

2.) "Did you see the Twatter fly over?"
by SirRahh June 26, 2008
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twatted

I twatted the Ball

They really twatted him
by CiCi May 13, 2005
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