by Super Guy May 6, 2004
Get the trailer park skank mug.A sad dumbass that has a warcry similar to that of a monkey having its banana taken away. He also has carrot shaped buttplugs and do-do flakes up his ass.
Kid-“Hey, have you seen Trailer Park Kid?” Me-“No, he’s probably having someone shove carrots up his ass!”
by Mr. FBI Man October 29, 2018
Get the Trailer Park Kid mug.Artificial finger nails that are longer than normal nails but shorter than Shanequa Nails and Ghetto Daggers. They are usually convex in shape but can be found with concave tips in extreme examples.
Trailer Park Nails are usually found on women who want to appear somewhat ghetto but are unwilling to go full in, or in some cases the woman has to work and cannot have a set of Shanequas. Other places TPN can be found are on McDonalds/Hardees/WalMart employees. They usually are painted some variation of pink but can have decals featuring desert scenes, unicorns, Disney characters, etc. They are often seen with nail jewelery and other nail accessories.
Trailer Park Nails are usually found on women who want to appear somewhat ghetto but are unwilling to go full in, or in some cases the woman has to work and cannot have a set of Shanequas. Other places TPN can be found are on McDonalds/Hardees/WalMart employees. They usually are painted some variation of pink but can have decals featuring desert scenes, unicorns, Disney characters, etc. They are often seen with nail jewelery and other nail accessories.
Her: "Sorry honey but I had to cancel your doctors appointment because I had to get my nails done and my mom wouldn't watch the kids again."
Him: "You mean those god awful trailer park nails?"
Her: "Yep, that's them."
Him: "You mean those god awful trailer park nails?"
Her: "Yep, that's them."
by Billy bob blue bait September 15, 2010
Get the Trailer Park Nails mug.A mix of Mayonnaise, Mustard, and Ketchup blended by color to the shade of Thousand Island Dressing. Usually eaten with potato chips, baked beans, french fries, hot dogs, or hamburgers.
Made by every white male who has ever been on public assistance, lived in a trailer, enjoyed NASCAR, smoked weed, banged a cousin, worn a mullet, drank Budweiser, or can identify in any other way with Joe Dirt. That's damn near all of us.
Made by every white male who has ever been on public assistance, lived in a trailer, enjoyed NASCAR, smoked weed, banged a cousin, worn a mullet, drank Budweiser, or can identify in any other way with Joe Dirt. That's damn near all of us.
by Brilliantjackass April 28, 2011
Get the Trailer Park Sauce mug.She is the swamp donkey's sister. Nasty, ugly, smelly, and dirty. But unlike the swamp donkey, this rodent is usually drugged up out of her mind and 100 lbs soaking wet .Usually blonde, some kind of acne, or face scaring. There seems to be a higher I.Q. in the swamp donkey due to methamphetamines and freon usage among squirrels. But the breeding habitats are usually the same . Full on Rape that you really don't want but might just get anyway when you've been drinking.
#1 : Don't forget your lightning bolts tonight Zeus, them trailer park squirrels are out thicker than Hades.
#2 : skater A : It happened again bro.
skater B : You mean "IT"
skater A : Yup , had to go to the clinic when i woke up with a trailor park squirrel attached to my leg.
skater B: Don't know whats worse getting squirreled or the Clap
#2 : skater A : It happened again bro.
skater B : You mean "IT"
skater A : Yup , had to go to the clinic when i woke up with a trailor park squirrel attached to my leg.
skater B: Don't know whats worse getting squirreled or the Clap
by Dangerous360 March 31, 2015
Get the Trailer Park Squirrel mug.A beautiful woman that was blessed with beautiful looks by the good graces of God looking for a way out of the trailer park by a man with a little bit of money
by Ttttttttdogggggg June 25, 2016
Get the Trailer park rose mug.A person with no legal training or education who argues with authorities about their rights or laws using their opinions or incorrect information that has no legal legitimacy. They are often seen on reality shows like "COPS", or in viral videos ranting about "their rights" or how police can't search their car or that they have some legal right to go into their ex's house to retrieve property.
That lady was such a "Trailer Park Lawyer" when she said that she had the right to take the neighbor's moped because he took the pot plant out of her back yard!
by buzzojoe October 5, 2017
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