Trader Joe’s

Trader Joes toes in a garden hose in a nose that smells like a Rose, Trader Joe’s is broccoli with relish blended in a smoothie with toe nails, most scrumptiously amazingly glorious tasting thing ever

P1-Do you know joe?

P2- who’s joe?
P1- Trader Joe’s toes in a garden hose

by DogLover_cool July 10, 2023

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Chaos-Craving Trader

A highly insulting, derogatory, and contemptuous term for a trader who is capable of managing a portfolio through challenging markets. First introduced in an inflammatory January 2022 Bloomberg article. Typically used by spiteful investors who lose money in challenging markets. Talented traders have long been pushing for the progressive term “volatility non-binary” as an alternative.

Those chaos-craving traders are making money while I'm losing my shirt. It's not fair.

by The Real John Powers February 06, 2022

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Trader Hoes

Your neighborhood hoe store. Cheap and fast.

Let's get to Trader Hoes they have fresh samples.

by That_one_nerdy_ September 09, 2020

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Robinhood Trader

Someone who only owns penny stocks, but has no fucking clue how to day trade. Thinks making 2 dollars is a significant return after losing 2000. Keeps putting money from government stimulus checks in tho.

Oh my god, look what that Robinhood trader Parker Byers is doing. Fucking rookie.

by chanharm2 January 25, 2021

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