Townie 

People who spk lyk dis cos it iz well sound innit...*shudders*.
Also many other ways to describe them but can't be bothhhherd

Townie 1: Origggghhhhh
Townie 2: Orrriiggghhh
Townie 1: Owz u
Townie 2: 'righhhht u?
...a few minutes later...(Townies 1 and 2 walk past some poeple who don't dress the ame as them in their matching hoodys and trakky bottoms. The people look at them...)
Townie 1: Oi, Youu startinnn'?
People look..and reply 'no..why'?
Townie 2: YER MUMMM (for no apparent reason

Townie by Fwannnnnnny February 23, 2004

townie 

townies also hate grebs, grungers, and basicaly any one who is not a townie.
townies do not understand much even though they think they do.
they also try to act hard infront of friends, especialy ones of the opposite sex (boys try to impress girls and vise verse).

male townie "ye im so ard nd tha', no one is eva gunna botha me"
female townie automaticaly respects them as they are quite gulible

townie by abi January 26, 2005

townie 

The old word for chav which, frankly, sounds a lot better and less self-consciously constructed to sound obnoxious by a group of journalists on a slow July nesday.

"Oh great, another pack of townies coming to kick my head in because I don't conform to their world view."

townie by OD Smith March 18, 2005

Townie 

The origanal definition of "townie" was somebody who lived in a town and didnt understand vilage life. In this modern day and age a townie is sombody who swears compulsivly, wears burberry and lots of sports lables.

A female townie wears: lots of foundation, burbaerry scarf, addidas trainers.

A male townie wears: burberry hat, addidas trainers.

One word for anybody who thinks of becoming a townie (and please dont, there are enough of them in this word already) its all about the BLING! And by this i mean sovereigns and very big gold chains. You will have to listen to crap like 50 cent and Beyonce. You must smoke and lose your virginity at about 9.

to be a townie=to be townyish

Townie by Emily Clay March 30, 2004

Townie 

A townie is a cacka who thinks he/she is 'in' they say completely made-up words like
'mush', 'innit' and 'bruv'
they are often incredibly un-intelligent and wear fake burberry or cheap sports jackets and caps. They also tend to wear these caps at almost vertical angles on their heads.

Townies are also often completely deaf:

(a townie is walking along in his 'crew' and a group of skaters walk past)
Skater1:(shouts) Townie!!
Townie1: Wha' d'ya call me??
Skater2: He called you a townie duh
Townie2: Wha' d'ya call i'm?

Townie by Townie Hater December 21, 2004

townie 

if you can remember a time before the word chav became 'cool' and 'hip' for the BBC and other middle class/aged establishments to use, you may remember a time when a townie ruled the working class streets. they are
rude
aggressive
utterly unable to string a fully pronounced sentance together
wearing fake desinger clothing (ie FCUK/BURBERRY)
they hate moshers

when i say moshers though, i should clarify, the usual interpritation of a mosher is morbid, industrial loving grease monkeys who worship the devil and hang around gravestones. ok you may think im being a bit stereotypical, but this is what everyone thinks we are in the end! whereas a townies interpritation is anyone who
wears black
listrens to music with a guitar in it
stands up for what they believe in
has an identity.

in short i hate townies because they are narrow minded and stereotypical. but then again i am judging a group of people before i know them so im just as bad but dont wear fakes or steal/ intimidate.

'fuckin hell you fuckin mosher im gonna fuckin breaaak ur fuckin norse'
'but why mrs townie?'
'cuz im arrrrrrrrdddddd' thwak

townie by kittyredhead May 13, 2005

townie 

a early form of chav as they dressed the same as chavs they smoked the same as chavs and drunk the same as chavs but unlikechavsthey didnt use bother when starting they just sat thier and didnt cause too much bother

i wish townies hadnt evolved into chavs

townie by Dick-slap-dave April 29, 2008