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Toobin Zoomin

When you are beating your man's while on a zoom video call
I caught him Toobin Zooming on the call this morning.
by Mindshyne November 11, 2020
mugGet the Toobin Zoominmug.

noob toobineer

an unskilled player in a vidio game (mohaa) that has to use a rocket to get kills ,because he does not have the skill to use any other weapon.
OMG WTF that noob toobineer has killed me again .he needs to get some skills.
by MOH MAFIA June 27, 2005
mugGet the noob toobineermug.

Pulling a Toobin

Exposing your dick while on a Zoom call. Typically happens if you're masturbating while taking the call and there is an attractive coworker, whom you want to hook up with, but are married and have a family.

Almost always, you would "not know" the camera was on, leading to pulling a Toobin to be done by accident or on purpose.
I made an embarrassingly stupid mistake, believing I was off-camera. I got fired from my job for jerking off while on a Zoom call and my dick made it on camera...You know, I was pulling a Toobin.
by TheHeardDerg October 19, 2020
mugGet the Pulling a Toobinmug.

Toobin My Jeffrey

(Verb) Rubbing one out while engaged in a work related Zoom call which has been popularized during the Covid19 pandemic; May be substituted for other common male masturbation verbs such as beating your meat, flogging your log, etc.
Friend: Why’d you lose your job bro?

Me: Well I was on this boring ass Zoom call with a bunch of bitchy Karens so I got to work Toobin my Jeffrey and wouldn’t you know it, the fucking camera was recording.

Friend: Bad break bro.
by Flog Logger October 21, 2020
mugGet the Toobin My Jeffreymug.

Toobin’ off

When you masturbate at your desk during a zoom meeting.
He got horny during a this zoom meeting and now he’s in there Toobin’ off
by Diabeetus Maximus May 7, 2022
mugGet the Toobin’ offmug.

Toobin

Dude, did you hear Jeff got caught Toobin on Zoom last night?
by badlandskid October 19, 2020
mugGet the Toobinmug.

Toobin'

The act of taking one's dick out and jacking off furiously during video meatings
Jeffrey got fired for toobin' and gloopin' at today's staff meeting
by Sickdickey October 19, 2020
mugGet the Toobin'mug.

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