Tom Cruise

An above average American actor whose highest level of medical training was playing the role of a car salesman whose brother was autistic (Rain Man).

Also: Trained to prescribe drugs (primarily ALCOHOL) preparing for his role as a bartender in "Cocktail", maybe toxic viral agents since he played a minor role in MI2.

Random Guy:"Dude! I got me a banging hangover from those shots last night"
Tom Cruise:"Headaches don't exist, drink this sissy umbrella coctail and hold me!"
Random Guy:"Ouch! Did you just stick me in the ass with a needle?"
Tom Cruise:"Don't ask and I won't tell"

by NKAWTG August 2, 2005

tom cruise

The fuckin best actor of the last 20 years, with such great movies as TAPS, Top Gun, Minority Report, Vanilla Sky, Eyes Wide Shut, and War of the Worlds. Has recently been flamed for being in love with the beautiful Katie Holmes (HE ISNT GAY) and practicing a relion other than Christianity......SO WHAT! Catholicism is a disease.

Steven Spielberg likes to have Tom Cruise star in his recent blockbusters.

by falconbox July 21, 2005

tom cruise

A very talented actor and a really nice down to earth guy.

Tom Cruise is a great actor and will always be remembered as one of the Hollywood greats.

by Sean Sty June 28, 2005

Tom cruise

An exceptional actor, and even more amazing person!

Tom Cruise will always have success because of his talent and for that I have comeplete admiration for him.

by LJP March 6, 2005

Tom Cruiseing

When one is driving their car and a great song come on and you sing it at the top of your lungs horribly. Like Tom Cruise in Jerry McGuire when Tom Petty's 'Free Falling' comes on.

I hate it when I'm stuck in traffic with some chick the next car over Tom Cruiseing it to Fergie.

by wooism August 23, 2009

Tom Cruise

The most gangster man in this universe. He's got the personality, muscles and the cock to make you scream with goodness

Dude that guy at the gym was so Tom Cruise, did you see his body?!?!

by Grimmreaper97 January 19, 2021

tom cruise

when you shove as many fully charged vibrators as you can up your rectum. Using an entire gallon of industrial strength superglue to seal your asshole shut to keep them in, then afterwards going to work and running to turn them on.

why won't the intern sit still?

he's just doing a tom cruise.

by anton blavatsky February 25, 2021