Toenail Violin

The act of using your toenail as a violin string. Able to play very sad music.

Person 1: Jared, I can’t find my Toenail Violin
Jared: its on your foot dumbass

by DOOKIE 2 ELECTRIC BOOGALOO March 1, 2023

Texas Toenail

When you remove a toenail to use it as a weapon, most commonly as a shuriken.

“Give that bitch the Texas Toenail, Jimbo!”

by TexasToenail January 16, 2019

Toenail strat

When one uses there big toenail to scratch the tip of their penis to pleasure themselves.

P.S the more blood the better

Example: Just got off work can’t wait to hit the toenail Strat

by Wock fiends March 30, 2024

Tits over Toenails

Am imaginary Australian military saying for standing up straight or at attention or in a state of preparedness

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Wake up lads! Tits over Toenails! The major will be here for inspection in 15 minutes.

by Corncakes December 25, 2024

Green toenails

Green toenails represent a person who follows social media trends on tiktok and disagrees with their girlfriends nail colour
“If you have green toenails you have 3 wifes and 4 kids”

Boy- You wanna paint your nails white? But that means that you are single by social media trends
Girl - A nail colour has absolutely nothing to do with their relationship status
Boy- Okay I am going to paint do Green toenails
Girl - Okay so that means that you have 3 wives and 4 kids
Boy- What wtf?

by Aistr May 29, 2025