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Toddy-Lou

a term for a cigaret; usually used in north eastern Pennsylvania
Yo wanna go have a Toddy-lou? I'm Jonesin' right now!
by Todder Box December 4, 2012
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toad yo ass

by kneegero November 5, 2019
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full toad

1. To become more fearsome than ones average self

2. Becoming something greater than oneself during a clutch moment

3. To succumb to hate fueled hostility

4. Grotesque

A reference to the movie segment "Mother of Toads."

An old witch turns into a beautiful, very fuckable, and green version of herself. This is perceived as hot by many.The slime covered and green hottie has more sex appeal than her human skinned second morph. Everyone is watching intently, when suddenly... she goes full toad, and is no longer just a slightly frog-like, slime covered babe. Oh no, she is now basically a toad on 2 legs, which pushed the weird hot, unique thing too fucking far. (This is what it was inspired by, even though the meaning doesn't correspond to the disposition and agenda of the mother of toads in the movie.)Full toad is akin to going ham, just 27 fold in ferocity.

Everyone has the potential to go full toad, be it by hatred, sexual arousal, self defense, etc. It's almost like going so ham that you become an entirely different monster, for better or worse.
Example 1:

"I was overcome with hate and arousal. The only thing I could do was go full toad."

Example 2:
Person number 1: "That was the grossest thing I've ever seen."

Person number 2: "Yeah, that was full toad."

Example 3:
"Yeah, I was backed in a corner. I had to go full toad or I would've been toast."
by chokapotamus December 28, 2013
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Today years old

Phrase used by those who got by in school with C's and refuse to properly refer to how old they are/were.
I was today years old when I found out that the straw holes in Capri Suns are also the dot on the i, why didn't school teach me this????????
by Ani_Mike June 2, 2019
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I pooped today

This means that you had excriment leave your anus.
I just sat on the toilet and I pooped today. I also Tweeted about it.
by Smitty134 May 5, 2011
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"I'd like you to lend me some money"

Etymology is from the cartoon "Popeye", where the character Wimpy would frequently utter this phrase. He was a glutton, and would consume burgers at a ferocious rate but could rarely pay for his habit.

The phrase implies the underlying feeling that the person will unlikely actually pay for the hamburger (or whatever) on Tuesday (or ever, for that matter.
I told my bank that I'd gladly 'pay them tuesday for a hamburger today' to buy that new sportscar, but they wouldn't approve me.
by Don Engel May 17, 2004
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Toad Clit

When a woman's vagina gets really infested with STI's (sexually transmitted disease) and it turns black and gets worts and pimples on it
dude, Lilly had a pitch black "Toad Clit"
by DizzyFizzy July 16, 2015
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