Pepsi Yoda

A legendary Discord bot.

Pepsi Yoda is offline, hopefully it will be online again soon.

by Pepsi Yoda is Awesome April 9, 2021

Baby Yoda

The reincarnation of Jesus. He flies around in a white chariot blessing pure memes to those who deserve it. He's also the literal fucking cutest thing in existence no cap.

"Tell me Chad, who died for our sins?"
"Baby Yoda."

by Rat Of The Sea November 26, 2019

Yoda Stick

A yoda stick is a glow in the dark condom.

Dude I need to buy some more yoda sticks for me and my girl.

by SAM:> April 15, 2009

Yoda-Talk

Changing the order of words in a sentence as the Jedi Yoda from Star Wars would. It makes the sentences a drunk person speaks funnier and very laughable.

Dam that cats funny, he yoda-talks like no one else I know!

"Read the dirty magazines you will."
"Rubbed one out you have?"
"Young one failed, you have not"

by Biff Justice October 19, 2005

Ashleigh Yoda

Ashleigh Yoda is a very special person. They like to you know.....SHEEEEESH. If you know a person named Ashleigh Yoda, they are definitely bussin bussin. They are very HOLY HOLY HOLY and hates stink bugs.

Ashleigh Yoda told me that her dinner last night was bussin bussin

by BackYardBabySugarPlum06 May 3, 2021

yoda cane

Twig of marijuana used to stir and scrape out smoked ashes from pipe.

She used a yoda cane to stir the ashes of a wicked bowl of pot.

by Øx February 5, 2010

Unhelpful Yoda

"Unhelpful Yoda" This famous, funny, iconic quote is said by Clay Jensen from 13 reasons why.

Clay : Would you... you know, shut up, Tony? I get so sick of your little sayings, and things that you point out, acting all wise... You're like this-this unhelpful Yoda!

Tony : Is that a crack on my height?

Clay moans silently and puts on his headphones

Tony : Whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold on a minute.

Clay : Why?

Tony : Headspace. Headspace.

Clay : Unhelpful Yoda. Unhelpful Yoda.

by Swaedz November 18, 2020