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grave bads

The opposite of "grave goods", which are items buried with someone who's died, to accompany them in the afterlife.

Grave bads are the items people start gifting or regifting to family and friends as they get older, trying to simplify their lives, unhoard their homes, and generally realize you can't take it with you, and it's not worth keeping. Though not fully ready for the trash, so they find a home for it in you.
After a full and industrious life, Lawrence had assembled scads of tools, art, and other comforting sundries. But rather than give them away as burdensome grave bads, he loaded them on his boat, set sail with his last breaths and lit himself and all of it on fire.
by grubecnerwal November 28, 2018
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Oliver Graves

Oliver Graves is a floppy haired man whom everyone at CEC High School desires you be like but they can’t.
“Hi, I’m a student at CEC High School but no one likes me because I’m not Oliver Graves
by shlimshady420 February 1, 2020
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Phillip Graves

Shadow Company owner, creator, CEO, and commander. He’s probably a closeted gay man idk. He’s voiced by Warren Kole
Smash or Pass. Phillip Graves

Smash. He’s the one coming out pregnant.

What.
by Chaos_Idiot October 18, 2023
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Jacob graves

A fat ass who is called tentecles2766
by I am the Batman July 25, 2023
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graves#0001

amazing great person, very christian (inside joke), swell person. Puts others first (great person). Kind hearted (with rizz)
Yo that graves#0001 guy is really nice
by q9rm November 14, 2022
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Early Grave

A tragically young death, typically at or below the age of 40 or 50.

There's quite a few variations of the phrase. "Digging yourself an early grave", "Meeting an early grave", and "Driving someone into an early grave", to name a few.
1. Rhonda's son, Carson dug himself an early grave at the age of 29, thanks to his drug abuse and alcoholism.

2. Michael and Paula had a son named Harry, who met an early grave at the tender age of eight, due to leukemia.

3. Earl's job forced him to work odd hours, resulting in severe sleep deprivation. He aged very poorly as a result, and it ultimately drove him into an early grave at the age of 36.
by Ubeenbamboozledson December 6, 2020
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Thatchers' Grave

All my Gender non conforming friends like that café, it has a Thatchers' Grave there
by Keyford December 3, 2020
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