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Fuzzy Lap Flounder

1. The pleasure tunnel of a woman, used for sexual intercourse, and disposal of urin. 2. The fishy surprise found at the mid section of a women.
Dayne will never touch a fuzzy lap flounder.
by Joel OSU March 31, 2003
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Irish Flounder

To have unprotected bum sex while drunk, and high on cocaine. After bum sex is finished, asking "Bitch, why aint you suckin my dick yet" and having said bitch, suck your poopdick.
"MAN! Pat totally irish flounder'ed that chick last night!"
by niggasaurusrex January 11, 2008
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one eyed flounder

This wonderful method of rear entry comes from the all powerful Leanne.
She is a master of taking it in the ass, and enjoys this thoroughly.
Hmm, lets say Josh is getting Leanne from behind, and suddenly knocks out one of leannes arms that is supporting her weight. She will then fall to that side, and land on the side of her face, looking like a one eyed flounder.
thank you and good night
by Josh May 4, 2004
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alaskan flounder basket

the alaskan flounder basket is when you take a giant shit in her mouth then she gives you a blow job then doing her in the asshole
1.take a dump in her mouth
2.have her give you a blowjob
3.DO HER IN THE ASS!!!
THATS THE ALASKAN FLOUNDER BASKET BITCH!!!!
by MR.J-FAL April 19, 2009
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Furry Lap Flounder

Her furry lap flounder smelt of sardines and bologna.
by DelMonty August 27, 2008
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Invisible Flounder

After a hard sweaty work out you scratch your balls. A few minutes later without thinking about it you sratch you nose getting a wiff of something that smells like a dirty gross vagina. Now without realizing it your primal instinct kicks in and you get somewhat turned on by this smell of rotten vagina and you feel extreamly dirty becuase it's actually your ball sweat.
I just got the Invisible Flounder... i've got to take a shower.
by tunner July 13, 2007
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Flounder

A women with a vagina that tastes of fish.
Guy 1: "How was Amanda last night?"
Guy 2: "She was nasty, quite a flounder I must say!"
by John Herald Savage October 11, 2016
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