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tl;jo

Means "Too long; jacked off"

When trying to obtain sex from a significant other via text and they take too long to respond, this is the appropriate response when they get back to you.Means "Too long; jacked off"

When trying to obtain sex from a significant other via text and they take too long to respond, this is the appropriate response when they get back to you.
Me: Hey Come over
Her (2 hours later): Hey you still up?
Me: tl;jo
by Johng123 September 5, 2014
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TL;AC

Stands for: Too Long;Already Came.
It is a term that deals with porn that is too long to fap to.
Dude: "Hey did you check out that porn I told you about?"
Guy: TL;AC
by FireclawGod Anthony April 2, 2011
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tl;dr

This is shorthand for:

"Hey guys, look at me, I have nothing to contribute to the discussion, but I'll just let you know how ignorant and stupid I am."

Commonly used on internet forums.
Poster 1: *Tries to initiate a discussion*

Poster 2: tl;dr

Person 1: Hey, here's an idea - if you have nothing to say, don't post!
by Some Guy #999 August 26, 2008
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tl;dnr

Stands for: "Too long; did not read." Usually used in response to annoyingly long forum threads and blogs.
Someone's boring post: "blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah."

Your smartass response: TL;DNR
by UIowaRugger November 15, 2007
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tl;dr

*looks at an article* tl;dr
by Dildobowe August 24, 2012
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tl;dr

Too long: Didn't read

The bastian of the stupid and lazy. Only those of no intelligance would bother to use this, as if you are unable to read a post, then you should not bother even replying to begin with.
by JefferyofBanff May 18, 2005
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Tl;Dt

Stands for too long; didn't type. Commonly used for when you're too lazy to type out a long message, you just get to the basic stand points.
Tl;Dt I read a lot.
by zeke2149 September 15, 2016
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