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Too Long; Did Not Read
THEM: u run ur cities, and there's like 10 other cities, and u can attack them, or trade with them, but they might lke or hate u , and u cna send gifts and stuff, or conver tthem to ur religion if their ppl are unhappy, so u gotta keep ur pl hapy and defendced. there's 3 types of civilizations: Economic (me), u can do lotsa trading and if a city <3 u they'll sell themsevles to ur empire, Militant, which just takes over cities by KILLING em, and religios which converts em, and once u take over a city u can use its powers --- its pretty cool stuff - lots' of treaties and wars and secret deals and backstbabing

YOU: tl;dnr

THEM: WTF? I just spent six hours writing that, why the hell wlndt u read u omg wtf is wrong with u i swear u shoulda just read the damn thing insteadof blowing me off like that now i have to type this bigass responce b/c u dont want to listed to what i have to say, WTF?!

YOU: tl;dnr

THEM: ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

YOU: tl,dnr

THEM: ,,|,,
tl;dnr by Azguard November 2, 2008
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Stands for: "Too long; did not read." Usually used in response to annoyingly long forum threads and blogs.
Someone's boring post: "blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah."

Your smartass response: TL;DNR
tl;dnr by UIowaRugger November 15, 2007
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