A swift beating to the head with a blunt object that will usually cause death, the item ussualy used is a frying pan but other objects can be used as well, this term can also refer to anhilitating someone in a fist fight or beating your girlfriend but when used in these scenarios it must be referred to as a thunking not a thunkin' for example "My girl friend didn't make my Mac and cheese the why I like it so she's getting a thunking when I get home." The person who is giving the Thunkin' is referred to as the thunker while the victim is referred to as the thunkee.
Thunker: You call me gay one more time and I'm gonna give you a Thunkin'.
Thunkee: You're probably just gonna bend more over and finger my anus.
*Thunker swiftly hits the thunkee over the head with a frying pan causing immediate death*
Thunkee: You're probably just gonna bend more over and finger my anus.
*Thunker swiftly hits the thunkee over the head with a frying pan causing immediate death*
by Thunker January 17, 2019
Get the Thunkin' mug.Thuntage is the process of a Thunder Cunt acting horrible, shitty, cunty, and generally killable. Usually can be found at the local mcdonalds screaming at the top of her lungs about her burger not having the 17 extra patties she ordered, or at a feminist nonbinary transgender, lgbtq+ person of color rally screaming that big is beautiful.
John: Why were you so happy last night when you got home dude?
Jimmy: I saw this fat cunt with major thuntage get roundhouse kicked in the face by a muslim cop
Bill: Dope, lets smoke a blunt.
Jimmy: I saw this fat cunt with major thuntage get roundhouse kicked in the face by a muslim cop
Bill: Dope, lets smoke a blunt.
by swerty gert February 9, 2019
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Get the Thanka yiy mug.Gary: “Did you see how Chad fell and hit his head?!”
Seth: “Yeah that happens a lot, he’s a bit of a thunk.”
Seth: “Yeah that happens a lot, he’s a bit of a thunk.”
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The only possible explanation for planning this trip had to be a God-thunk, considering how absent minded she is.
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