thrust

when a guy goes in and out of a girls vagina really fast getting ready to cum, kind of like humping

I love the way it feels when he thrusts.

by michael garcia June 25, 2006

The Ellen Threshold

The point of ugliness in a male below which a 100% straight female would rather go against her sexual orientation and sleep with Ellen DeGegeneres than with him. The female equivalent is the Neil Threshold, for girls so ugly that a straight male would rather sleep with Neil Patrick Harris.

Alan is covered with zits, smells like a used pizza box, and has a hunchback-- I'd definitely rather do Ellen DeGeneres; he's below the Ellen Threshold.

by lukebn December 3, 2010

Flying Thrust

The Flying thrust is one of the most difficult sexual maneuvers of all time. Its recommended you use a wide girl and take very special care before attempting.

The basic principles behind the flying thrust are simple
Step 1: Nude it up!
Step 2: girl lies on bed with legs spread (slutty girls recommended for beginners)
Step 3: Check your run up along with wind speed and make adjustments accordingly
Step 4: Prepare for entry (get hard)
The Final Step: run and leap into the air towards the girl aiming to both land on her and penetrate on landing.

Warning!

To attempt and fail the maneuver can result in a broken penis, you have been warned.

Completion of this maneuver will result in you making Legendary status for life

That is the Flying Thrust!

Guy 1: Hey man, whats up you seem to be walking a bit weird?
Guy 2: I think i broke my penis last night.
Guy 1: You attempted the flying thrust didn't you?
Guy 2: You know it! =D

by Shmickogaming March 2, 2011

Flood thrust

The act of urinating in the vagina and constantly thrusting the penis in and out the vagina making it a flooded like storm drain.

" dude i was so wasted last night i gave Emily the flood thrust when we went back to my room at the party"

by Phantom2timeZz February 6, 2019

triple threat beer pong

3 teams, one winner.
3 six cup or preferred amount of cups facing a central point at the table forming a triangle between each team.

RULES:
any team can shoot at any other team regardless of where team member shoots.
for a bring back{rebound} to occur both shots must be sunk on the same opposing team
one re-rack per team, per game{each team gets one re-rack, use it wisely}
There are no redemption shots, your team is out when the last cup is sunk
if ball is bounced off target cup and bounces to another team or your own cup is sunk, then it counts as 1 cup(may be swatted as if a bounce, regular bounce rules apply)

3-way beer pong, its a triple threat beer pong game...what more do you need??

by Nick,Vin,Jesse,Frank, TheGooch July 25, 2009

triple chocolate threat theory

The theory that when 3 black girls come within a foot of eachother, they have no choice but to burst into dance. This theory only applies if they are standing still.

So me and my friend were talking about politics, and Shaniqua came by, so we dropped it like it was hot! (example of the triple chocolate threat theory in action)

by Delkral April 27, 2008

Hempfield Bomb Threat

A typical threat that occurs throughout the year at Hempfield Highschool; some little freshman asshole makes this threat and thinks he/she doing a favor for everybody in the school there; Typically, one will enter the bathroom, and write it down for someone to see. Or other scenario, some group of assholes will be joking about blowing the school up in the halls, and someone will call the safe school hotline and cry about their life possibly ending. The school then evacutes, and smart idea, puts everyone under the bleachers . . the mostly likely place a bomb would be put.

" Hey Derek, did you hear about the Hempfield Bomb Threat? "

"Blowing up the school? That's old news."

by Zefranmajeticklacka December 18, 2009