The process by which one loses all hope for a relationship with a female when the female in question not only friend-zones you, but also declares you to be “like a brother” to her.
Greg: I thought Sally really liked me so I made a move. Then she proceeded to say I was “like a brother”
Lionel: Man, that’s rough. Sorry bro, women suck!
Greg: I know she said she’s not interested, but should I hold out hope?
Lionel: Nah man, are you crazy?!! “Once you’re her bro, she ain’t your hoe!”
Lionel: Man, that’s rough. Sorry bro, women suck!
Greg: I know she said she’s not interested, but should I hold out hope?
Lionel: Nah man, are you crazy?!! “Once you’re her bro, she ain’t your hoe!”
by Coffee rocks May 27, 2018
Hey I ain’t gonna say my name but my family calls me stoopid.
by Dummy but no thic 😔 April 28, 2021
Noun: originating in the French Alps to describe the annual knickerbocker of pro-am British cycling teams.
by Thinos February 09, 2025
An imaginary inverse meter that measures how scared you are on a level from 0-100. 0 being ain’t scared at all and 100 being as scared as you can possibly be.
Caleb: what was your ain’t scared meter at when you passed the cop doing 20mph over the speed limit?
Derek: My ain’t scared meter never gets over 1. My ain’t scared meter was at 0.
Derek: My ain’t scared meter never gets over 1. My ain’t scared meter was at 0.
by WiebeWonder June 29, 2022
Example: agostina lamas ain’t shit
Girl: hey can you pass me that!
Boy: no, get it yourself !
Girl: you ain’t shit nigga
Boy: yo what does that even mean
Boys homeboy : it means your being an agu
Boy: oh no wtf
Girl: hey can you pass me that!
Boy: no, get it yourself !
Girl: you ain’t shit nigga
Boy: yo what does that even mean
Boys homeboy : it means your being an agu
Boy: oh no wtf
by Patricia is da shittt January 24, 2020
Manny said, “You picking your nose again Tom.”
Tom said, “Yeah, so?”
Manny said, “I ain’t taking that shit No Mo. You nasty mofo! Get the fuck outta here!”
Tom said, “Yeah, so?”
Manny said, “I ain’t taking that shit No Mo. You nasty mofo! Get the fuck outta here!”
by Annoy the Pinoy Boy October 10, 2023
A cheeky way to reply when someone states the obvious. A less insulting way to say: “No shit Sherlock” or “Thank you Captain Obvious.”
by Invisibilitycloak December 26, 2024