Jake Piper's third law

Jake Piper's third law is extremely simple.

Just remember it.

Ian: "Damn man, I just cannot think of the capital of Mexico right now."
Rasheed: "Use Jake Piper's third law."

by unitybacon October 13, 2020

Pre-third

Pre-third - Noun- The interval between the end of WW2 and the beginning of WW3, all of us presently live in. A science fiction concept.

Cassandra would have warned us about the pre-third, but who heeds a Greek goddess cursed to be truthful?

by Fanwood Watcher April 26, 2025

picked off third

When you've made it to third base with a girl, but you get shut down before either one of you reaches orgasm.

Dude #1: You finally seal the deal with her last night?

Dude #2: Nah, man, I got picked off third.

by Morty Apples July 26, 2014

Partying on the third floor

Partying on the third floor is a reference to what happens at a party given by P diddy when he takes you up to the third floor. The third floor is where men are having sex with men

If you think a man is gay, "He's partying on the third floor"

by justinjustout April 29, 2024

person of the third gender

this term is used as an umbrella term to refer to people that aren’t in the category of men and women,

(i.e: transgender, non-binary, ect.)

plural form: people of the third gender

“i am not, a man, i am not a woman either, i might be a person of the third gender.”

by Delilah Fletcher June 10, 2024

Psychology of the Masses of the Third Millennium

The emerging study of how mass psychology will evolve in the next thousand years, assuming we make it that far. The third millennium will face challenges that make current mass psychology look simple: artificial intelligences that shape opinion better than any human propagandist, virtual realities that make consensus reality optional, genetic and cybernetic enhancements that fragment human experience into subspecies. Mass psychology will have to account for audiences that aren't entirely human, for truths that are algorithmically generated, for communities that exist only in simulation. The psychology of the masses of the third millennium is speculative now, but the trends are clear: more fragmentation, more mediation, more manipulation. The masses of the future may not even know they're masses, living in personalized bubbles that feel like universes.

Psychology of the Masses of the Third Millennium Example: "He read about the psychology of the masses of the third millennium and realized it was already starting—AI-generated news, personalized realities, communities that never meet in person. The future wasn't coming; it was here, just unevenly distributed. He looked at his phone, curated to show him exactly what he wanted to see, and wondered if he was already living in someone's prediction."

by Dumu The Void February 16, 2026

Psychology of the Crowds of the Third Millennium

The study of how physically assembled groups will behave in a future of augmented reality, brain-computer interfaces, and perhaps even telepathic connection. Crowds of the third millennium may not need to speak—they might share thoughts directly, experience collective emotions instantaneously, coordinate without visible signals. The psychology will be more intense, more immersive, more dangerous. A crowd that shares thoughts is a crowd that can't hide dissent; a crowd that feels together is a crowd that can be manipulated at neurological levels. The psychology of the crowds of the third millennium raises questions about individuality, autonomy, and the very meaning of being a person in a world where boundaries between selves can dissolve at will.

Psychology of the Crowds of the Third Millennium Example: "The VR concert was a glimpse of third-millennium crowd psychology—thousands of avatars, millions of remote viewers, all experiencing the same music in personalized ways. The crowd wasn't in one place, but it felt like a crowd. When the artist spoke, everyone heard in their own language. When the beat dropped, everyone felt it simultaneously. The psychology was new, but the emotions were ancient: connection, belonging, joy."

by Dumu The Void February 16, 2026