joystick therapy

A euphemism for masturbation.

Hey, man, my girlfriend's on a trip, so I'm gonna go study up on joystick therapy.

by Scrubl0rdXD November 12, 2015

Percussion Therapy

Time spent unwinding or otherwise blowing off stress and steam at a shooting range.

What a horrible day; good thing I already had a percussion therapy session planned for this evening.

by SgtBoom March 3, 2011

hotel therapy

When a married couple can barely keep it together so they book a hotel every weekend to get away from their kid and just bang.

“They hired another babysitter”
“Yeah i heard there trying out hotel therapy”

by ilymilo November 3, 2019

thot therapy

Thot therapy refers to any and all activity that encourages and accepts a person's sexuality and/or sex drive. Thot therapy includes but is not limited to slut support, banging your bros, and helping fellow hoes. Thot therapy is a positive thing and should never be used negatively.

I need some fucking thot therapy.

by Witchyheathen May 19, 2022

Unbox Therapy

A big YouTuber who unboxes things and checks out technology for a living, then banks off of it from the views he gets.

Person 1: YO DUDE UNBOX THERAPY JUST UPLOADED A VIDEO
Person 2: Who the hell is that?.... Ooooh my friend told me about him. I heard he's overrated.
Person 1: Nah bro that's PewDiePie that's overrated.
Person 2: Oh yeah. Thanks Jo.

by latrelljennings July 7, 2017

Retail Therapy

it really works! when a girl is bummed out about something, she can go shopping and it makes her feel so so much better

when i had a huge fight with my best friend and he made me really really sad. i asked my mom to take me for some retail therapy
i felt much better

by privacy April 11, 2007

Conversion therapy

A form a brain washing through mild torture thought by ignorant bible bashing fuckwits and some soviets to cure people of being anything other than heterosexual and if possible white or poor or foreign.

Ignorant fuckwit 1: “That f*ggot like men he need conversion therapy !”
THE REST IF THE WORLD: “H can do as he likes. Get out of my sight “

by Dovaquiin June 9, 2018