José Theodore

Sexiest goalie in NHL history.

One of the nicest people you could ever meet.

José Theodore has gorgeous brown eyes.

José Theodore makes ladies swoon.

All men wish they could be half as sexy as José Theodore.

José Theodore is a BAMF.

by mrsvalden June 11, 2011

The Theodore

A door, primarily for people named Theo. Found most commonly in the state Michigan.

"Sorry, you can't use that door. It's The Theodore."

by Czar Theodore April 20, 2018

Alek Theodore

Jolly, smart and very sweet guy that lights up the room.

I miss Alek Theodore so much!!

by MrYoso28 November 23, 2021

Kangaroo Theodore

An Australian amalgam when shortened describes the act of being ‘rooted’, meaning to be in a bad state.

The term coming from the abbreviated version of kangaroo being ‘roo’ and Theodore being ‘Ted’, hence… ‘rooted’.

Shit Johnno, there’s no way I’m going to work today, I went on the piss with Robbo last night and I’m absolutely Kangaroo Theodore

by LeeNorman May 13, 2023

CP Theodore

CP Theodore is the absolute definition of chud. He is a chadless, unfuckable chud.

Mr. Nate: “Here comes CP Theodore”
Gabriel: “Ah, what a chud.”

by deathgripper808 December 4, 2025