the whole package

A person who possesses all the ideal qualities one is searching for. In terms of a stereotypical potential spouse, a person who is the whole package would have a beautiful face, a great body, intelligence, humor, kindness, confidence, financial stability, maturity, etc. A prospective employee who is the whole package would have breadth and depth of experience, constant creativity, initiative, great communication skills, assertive leadership, unimpeachable integrity, punctuality, and so forth.

"Wow. This new marketing director is the whole package. Everything about her is awesome."

by makerofwords March 16, 2013

Empty the fucking packet onto your table you fat ugly bitch

What you simply have to say to the overweight, psoriatic bitch in the office who takes crisps out of the packet individually, annoying everyone else in the building, instead of emptying them all out and turning ten minutes of irritating rattling into about 3 seconds.

Empty the fucking packet onto your table you fat ugly bitch. Better still, stop eating crisps altogether you hideous mountain of lard.

by Supernatural England August 10, 2009

the total package

A man who excels in everything. He is smart, successful, good-looking, athletic, has a good sense of humor, great in bed, etc.

Brad is a lawyer and a rock star. I want to be him. He's the Total Package.

by be rad December 24, 2007

the complete package

a girl with a beautiful body, brains, and is overall kind and pleasant.

man that girl has the complete package!

by Zaku-Zaku September 21, 2015

Willie Wanker and the Fudge Packing Factory

It's a porno about a some dude's nephew bout to inherit a sex toy factory but the only way to show devotion is by fuckin' some whore in the ass!

Filthy Fucker : Yo, you got dat new Spidaman movie?

Clerk : No.

Filthy Fucker : Hm, how bout dat Willie Wanker and the Fudge Packing Factory?

Clerk : 'the fuck!?

by CumChup December 10, 2007

The Awesome Package

Refers to a person awesome in every way; one who excels in beauty, brains, wit, humor, integrity and anything else they attempt. Also commonly referred to as a Patti Burris.

Excuse me, ma'am but I'd like to order The Awesome Package and maybe take you for dessert, too.

by The Bombest May 11, 2010

The Works Package

Oral sex where the recipient, in addition to the basic genital package, also receives a thorough tongue bath of the anal and "taint" regions....because the works package always includes the undercarriage.

I was glad I'd taken the time to shave the southern pass, because Sally gave me a blow job with the works package.

by Dan92672 June 22, 2011