Someone (adult) with very high intellect but the emotional intelligence of a slug. Generally used for someone that is unquestionably very smart and an expert in their chosen field, but seriously does not get the bigger picture. Is never wrong and has no filter or political correctness when dealing with people. Someone you need on the team but left in a locked room to do their thing but not let out. Spectrum refers to the Autism spectrum.
by elguapoindustries November 06, 2015
Someone who gets the glory from someone else's achievements. They dart around looking for ways to get recognition from others hard work. The surf the wave of glory without doing the hard yards themselves. The same person is likely to undermine the person who has actually put in the hard yards.
The politician was a real glory surfer, turning up to the Anzac day march just for the photo opportunity. After the photo shoot, he went back to his office and disproved funding for the monument stone to be refurbished.
by ynneBBenny May 01, 2019
"You are truly a Gorge Surfer if you know what it is like to have a morsel of human fecal matter fall on your tongue."
by PouponMe March 15, 2010
I was over at Steve's house earlier and when he went to the bathroom he took his laptop. I had no idea he was a "Brown Surfer!" That is just dirty!
by Pbandjforever October 31, 2009
Person 1: Did your parents have a water bed before you were born?
Person 2: Yeah why?
Person 1: Then your a seed surfer :D
Person 2: Yeah why?
Person 1: Then your a seed surfer :D
by Efdfgggf April 23, 2011
Example:
"Lisa was the main attraction in a 15-man gangbang. She would ride one cock for a few minutes then go to the next. She's the best cock surfer I've ever seen."
"Lisa was the main attraction in a 15-man gangbang. She would ride one cock for a few minutes then go to the next. She's the best cock surfer I've ever seen."
by sockboy666 July 14, 2009
Young adults or teens who are obsessed with “Ultra High Net Worth Individual” kids and want to live their lifestyles.
Oh look, Michael is a wealth surfer, he’s been at Josh’s 12 million lake house all summer. He stopped seeing Joseph who only had a 5 million lake house when he met Josh.
by Dow30000 September 19, 2020