when you can not find the time for a blow job , but still desire to see your cock in that special persons mouth, typical duration last's just long enough to get your dick hard .
by discboomer January 19, 2009
by benzanator August 08, 2008
by Bubor June 03, 2018
This is a common word to explain when a male massages the scalp of a female that he is attracted to or friends with. This method is usually only done with one hand and executed in a social gathering.
Tim: Dude that girl is so hot
Bob: Yeah, shes always looking for a good Brain Slurp
Tim: Fuck i got so much crap on my hands. Maybe some other time
Bob: Yeah, shes always looking for a good Brain Slurp
Tim: Fuck i got so much crap on my hands. Maybe some other time
by Petersouris Rex April 19, 2010
by Man Nipples August 30, 2015
When you go out and the only girls you can hook-up with are the ones no one else will touch with a 10 foot pole.
Guy 1: Dude. How was the party last night. Any hotties?
Guy 2: A few, but I struck out with all of them.
Guy 1: Oh. So it was a game of solitaire for you last night.
Guy 2: Nah. I got mega-trashed and went home with this hairy, "big-boned" midget with a couple teeth missing. Man, good thing my memory is a bit hazy from last night.
Guy 1: DUDE!!! Slurping the dregs!
Guy 2: A few, but I struck out with all of them.
Guy 1: Oh. So it was a game of solitaire for you last night.
Guy 2: Nah. I got mega-trashed and went home with this hairy, "big-boned" midget with a couple teeth missing. Man, good thing my memory is a bit hazy from last night.
Guy 1: DUDE!!! Slurping the dregs!
by Bobojomo January 08, 2010
Someone who thinks that their bitch is hot when she is clearly not!, OR someone who think they are
"all that" when they are not
"all that" when they are not
by schymmla February 11, 2003