An actor. A pretty good one too. Played in movies such as Fight Club, Seven and Oceans 11.
Besides that, the guy rules. Face it, first he banged Jennifer Aniston for over 7 years (anyone who don't envy him for that belongs in a gay bar). And now when she's 36 he left her for some young chick who's like, 20.
Besides that, the guy rules. Face it, first he banged Jennifer Aniston for over 7 years (anyone who don't envy him for that belongs in a gay bar). And now when she's 36 he left her for some young chick who's like, 20.
Camera man: Hey dude you happen to got Jen's number?
Sound man: Yea man. Why you want it?
Camera man: I heard she split up with Brad Pitt.
Sound man: Oh wait, i meant i don't have her number.
Camera man: Asshole.
Sound man: Hahahahaha.
Sound man: Yea man. Why you want it?
Camera man: I heard she split up with Brad Pitt.
Sound man: Oh wait, i meant i don't have her number.
Camera man: Asshole.
Sound man: Hahahahaha.
by Dick_H July 28, 2005
Get the brad pittmug. 
by thebrownbradpitt May 5, 2009
Get the brown pittmug. An actor that is easily so good looking he could pass for gay.
He was born in rural Springfield, Missouri, and actually spent his life being the outdoorsman he plays in many of his movies.
A man over 40 with perfect abs, blonde hair and buns of steel. Someone Hitler would have been strongly attracted to sexually.
Went from having the grunge look with long girly hair in the 90s to being more spiked up and "macho" in later years.
Is in a contrived relationship with actress Angelina Jolie, who is part black.
He was born in rural Springfield, Missouri, and actually spent his life being the outdoorsman he plays in many of his movies.
A man over 40 with perfect abs, blonde hair and buns of steel. Someone Hitler would have been strongly attracted to sexually.
Went from having the grunge look with long girly hair in the 90s to being more spiked up and "macho" in later years.
Is in a contrived relationship with actress Angelina Jolie, who is part black.
by Assex 776 September 30, 2007
Get the brad pittmug. during the refrain of "Sweet Caroline", chant "eat shit pitt" instead of the "so good" chant from the original song
by bulldozer_philly March 6, 2021
Get the eat shit pittmug. an american actress that makes even the most uptight, conservative women reconsider their sexuality on a daily basis by means of her luscious sofa-pillow lips.
otherwise known as the mother of bi-curiosity.
she is also famous for collecting babies from impoverished countries like friggin pokemon.
this woman is a goddess.
otherwise known as the mother of bi-curiosity.
she is also famous for collecting babies from impoverished countries like friggin pokemon.
this woman is a goddess.
"i was watching angelina jolie-pitt in gia the other day...maybe i'm a little gay after all."
"i heard angelina jolie-pitt adopted a new baby from nam...gotta catch em all!"
"i'd love to, but i have to go home and sacrifice a goat for my angelina jolie-pitt alter."
"i heard angelina jolie-pitt adopted a new baby from nam...gotta catch em all!"
"i'd love to, but i have to go home and sacrifice a goat for my angelina jolie-pitt alter."
by tangerine kicks daisies March 31, 2009
Get the angelina jolie-pittmug. When you don't have enough time to take a regular shower so you use baby wipes to clean your body. Made popular by Brad Pitt that stated when he gets sweaty, he rubs baby wipes under his armpits.
by joolee September 23, 2012
Get the Brad Pitt Showermug.