The early stages of a relationship whereby one or both parties show only their desirable qualities. They fail to disclose their flaws, true personalities, and true desires in order to be accepted, loved, and taken to the next stage of a relationship.
by Intuitive One August 23, 2022
Get the Acquisition phasemug. Heather: why are you hiccuping so much?
Candice: because my phases of humor are acting up.
Heather: i think you should get that checked out. Sounds Serious.
Candice: i'll set an appointment next week.
(next week...)
Dr. Wenis: what brings you in today?
Candice: i have a terrible case of phases of humor.
Dr. Wenis: oh ok. lets get you to take pregnancy test.
Candice: but i havnt had sex, Doctor.
Dr. Wenis: it is just to check your level of calcium in your blood.
Candice: I drink orange juice everyday.
Dr. Wenis: Your results are back, and they say you have cancer of the cotton surrounding your heart.
Candice: Am i going to Die?
Dr. Wenis: No, but your fish will.
Candice: OH SNAP!!!
(The End)
Candice: because my phases of humor are acting up.
Heather: i think you should get that checked out. Sounds Serious.
Candice: i'll set an appointment next week.
(next week...)
Dr. Wenis: what brings you in today?
Candice: i have a terrible case of phases of humor.
Dr. Wenis: oh ok. lets get you to take pregnancy test.
Candice: but i havnt had sex, Doctor.
Dr. Wenis: it is just to check your level of calcium in your blood.
Candice: I drink orange juice everyday.
Dr. Wenis: Your results are back, and they say you have cancer of the cotton surrounding your heart.
Candice: Am i going to Die?
Dr. Wenis: No, but your fish will.
Candice: OH SNAP!!!
(The End)
by The Fishtankers July 8, 2010
Get the Phases of Humormug. That one phase where you just go around and keep on acting like a chad yk? Like wassup my broskis, sideways baseball cap and everything. It’s the chad phase. Or the broski phase. Either works but really, really we all know that if our friend is coming over and saying broski every other second…a chad has taken over. It’s like an emo phase, but chad :)
Sarah: HEY WASSUP BROSKIS
Jessica: Sarah are you okay? Since when do you say broski…
Tiffany: psssst she’s going through her chad phase, don’t question it.
Jessica: Sarah are you okay? Since when do you say broski…
Tiffany: psssst she’s going through her chad phase, don’t question it.
by urmom-broski May 19, 2022
Get the Chad Phasemug. the period in a relationship which lasts for an indeterminable amount of time in which the primary constituent of relations between the two (usually) parties consists of talking, and in which there is no sex; may lead to the friend zone
How long is the talking phase supposed to last before we can have sex? I'm afraid that I'm going to get stuck in the friend zone.
by freeskater98 January 20, 2011
Get the talking phasemug. In US Air Force tech schools, (as of the mid 2000s) there is a "phase" system, wherein the longer you have been in tech school, the more freedoms and privileges you have.
A "phase shark" is someone who hangs around with people in a lower phase than they are in the hopes of scoring with them when they finally have enough freedom to (reasonably and without breaking any laws) have sex. It is usually the guys who are guilty of phase sharking, due to them vastly outnumbering women in the military.
The term almost always has derogatory connotations. I suspect a lot of that comes from people who are jealous that they didn't think to start hitting on that hot 1st phaser sooner themselves.
It's somewhat akin to an upperclassman dating freshmen.
A "phase shark" is someone who hangs around with people in a lower phase than they are in the hopes of scoring with them when they finally have enough freedom to (reasonably and without breaking any laws) have sex. It is usually the guys who are guilty of phase sharking, due to them vastly outnumbering women in the military.
The term almost always has derogatory connotations. I suspect a lot of that comes from people who are jealous that they didn't think to start hitting on that hot 1st phaser sooner themselves.
It's somewhat akin to an upperclassman dating freshmen.
"The main way I got laid in tech school was by phase sharking"
"Christ that guy is such a blatant phase shark!"
"Christ that guy is such a blatant phase shark!"
by ex-phase-shark December 30, 2007
Get the phase sharkmug. A phrase commonly used by Lgbt members referring to the time in an lgbt members life when they were obsessed with rainbows
by RainbowDove July 4, 2016
Get the rainbow phasemug. by austined January 7, 2017
Get the meme phasemug.