Really conservative football strategy that coaches use when they are trying to not lose instead of trying to win. Works sometimes in the regular season but rarely works in the playoffs.
Marty Shottenheimer, and Herm Edwards are the kings of Missionary Position Football. They don't understand that big risk yields big reward.
by dehubb October 25, 2011
by Good ole boy01 May 10, 2019
Sexual postiion with woman on top.
by Spinroyd October 15, 2013
Stands for a missionary fuck, with the woman rising her legs upwards, sometimes crossing them behind the guy's back. Best position to penetrate deeply.
Random pervert : Damn dude, prOn flicks feels so intimate and passionate when they're doing a legs up missionary, I never get bored of watching this !
by pronLurker October 25, 2011
Any of a large number of organizations that sponsor group youth trips during which pedophelia is practiced.
Hey, you gonna let yer kids go on the "our lady of great agony" outreach bus?
Umm, I think that's one of those missionary position trips where yer kids are pretty much guaranteed to get STD popped.
Umm, I think that's one of those missionary position trips where yer kids are pretty much guaranteed to get STD popped.
by YAWA May 5, 2021
The young men got his bicycle and assumed a Mormon Missionary Position. He left the house with man gravy all over his chin.
by Cuntoleezza Rice May 13, 2008
When a guy has to lift his belly up and set it on her back to penetrate her vaginal opening with his flesh rocket
by #Teameverhard September 13, 2021