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shaking hands with jfk

Hey adam whats up man, nothing much just shaking hands with jfk
by Leonard devine July 1, 2008
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JFK hair cut

When you wake up after a long night of drunken sleep and find you have awful case of bed head. Business upfront exit wound in the back.
Man that bum has a sweet JFK hair cut
by who the real dookie? March 20, 2010
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JFK airport parking whore

A under educated low life woman who works at airport exit parking booths flirting with customers in hopes of landing someone who has money. These women are busy hiding in booths flirting and busy giving hand jobs and blows jobs to co-workers. These women also hide in quiet spots in company vehicles doing dirty things with coworkers. These women prey on new employees, young and men in the professional fields hoping they can get rich! They are bored in the booths so any man exiting parking lots are easy prey. Beware of these women or you may never have peace in your life again!
A jfk airport parking whore solicited me for sex and asked for my number.
by Airport Parking Whore December 18, 2017
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JFK single bullet theory

The act of screwing a blindfolded woman from behind when a friend sneaks in and jacks off on her face. She has no idea where it came from.
"Dude, that JFK single bullet theory we pulled on Sarah the other night was the absolute tits!"
by Shlicky September 15, 2006
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JFK

oh my god your mom died last night in a car accident!!!! ha just JFK bitch
by woody woodrow 1218 May 10, 2017
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The JFK

The act of busting on your significant other’s face when in the back seat of your car. Usually followed by a salute.
Roommate 1: Dude can I have the room tonight? This chick wants to spend the night.
Roommate 2: Bro just JFK her in the back of your car.

Friend 1: Hey man I heard you were banned from uber. What happened?
Friend 2: I hit Becca with The JFK on the way back from Lollapalooza.
by TheHotDogStore April 26, 2020
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JFK

Improvised target run
JFK
by Gbad/loving it January 3, 2020
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