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grumble on the beat 

before a rapper starts to begin, he or she will sometimes state the fact they they will get the beat ready to rap on. keystone state of mind
yeah,
uh,
its tayyib ali man,
grumble on the beat,
you know what it is

grunting the semi 

To “grunt the semi” is to drunkenly gyrate ones partially erect penis against consenting older (40+) women on a nightclub dancefloor. Apparently, this is something of a trend amongst the younger monkeys.
AH was grunting the semi with several MILFs on Saturday night.

grunkle stunkle wins the funkle bunkle 

"grunkle stunkle wins the funkle bunkle" is a clip from a 2017 (reuploaded in 2020) youtube poop edit of the show gravity falls. the video itself is called "YTP: GRABBIN' ME BALLZ! (or, Mabel staples her butt to a tree)", while the actual clip is from a story grunkle stan tells to mabel, dipper and soos entitled "grunkle stan wins the football bowl", from the episode "bottomless pit".

on september 28, 2024, this clip was reuploaded to twitter by user @grunklestunkle, where it got the attention of gravity falls's creator, alex hirsch, who commented "this reminds me of that time when Grunkle Stunkle won the Funkle Bunkle."
i sure hope grunkle stunkle wins the funkle bunkle today!