A great guy that loves tits and wants to have sex with every girl. Also has a very large penis that is about 7.5 to 8 IN
Boy1:Eli your not gay.
Boy2:Eli your fucking beast.
Girl1:Eli i want you to fuck me.
Boy1: Do it
Eli: I will at my house
Girl1: ho yeah. Stop it Fuck yeah
Girl2: Fuck me now.
Boy2:Eli your fucking beast.
Girl1:Eli i want you to fuck me.
Boy1: Do it
Eli: I will at my house
Girl1: ho yeah. Stop it Fuck yeah
Girl2: Fuck me now.
by Helloha June 12, 2015
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A very funny boy. He usually plays baseball and is moderatly good at it. He has a slightly dirty mind, but, lets be honest, you think its funny. Very athletic and is always foccesing on girls. He is quite a player as well. Usually like speople like Ella or A Bella. Usually tall but he still looks very attractive.
by IMakeWordsJhonnyHotDog October 24, 2019
He is a funny guy and can make you laugh and can be kind and a little mean sometimes but don’t mess with him because when gets mad he can hurt someone he’s also athletic and can be a good boyfriend but sometimes he worry’s to much he’s a good you just have to get to know him people be mean to him or pick on him
by Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiį October 30, 2019
A vey sweet person. Always making everyone laugh. Very mysterious when it comes to schoolwork. There is always someone who really likes him and wants to ask him out. Very shy when he’s around girls. When he’s with his friends nothing can come between them. Eli’s usually are good looking.
by queen Ava Ava January 05, 2020
Eli is a type of guy you always wanna be around and makes you the happiest person when he pays attention to you sometimes he can be forgetful and a little annoying but he makes it up with his goofy life style cotton candy textured hair and gorgeoussmile he always has funny jokes to tell and you could listen to him sing for hours he could have any girl wrapped around his finger if he wanted to even when he makes a stupid joke everyone laughs but he has a deep dark secret about him that nobody knows!
by MYFIRSTNAMEAINTGRACE HA dood October 21, 2019
Eli you're Friend until you get a crush on them and them you tell your friend lets say a fake name Morgan and then you find out he likes you back so later 3 months you start to date and summer break come and you stop talking
by Someone that looks 20 June 21, 2019