Wood chipper

A person who consumes the sexual energy of men and leave s th a shambled, emotional wreck on the floor, not unlike a scattered pile of wood chips on the floor. see: Fargo.

Synonyms: man eater,

Usage: Kelly really fucked him up good. Just like they did to Mark and Tony. What a wood chipper.

by Deepderper July 16, 2017

Alabaman Wood Chipper

The act of placing saw dust into your urethra, leaving it in and drinking lots of water, when you cannot hold it in anymore, you proceed to urinate the saw dust away

Yo, I DT class was so boring, I decided to do the Alabaman Wood Chipper! Kinda hurt though and I cant stop pissing blood

by Cloutos May 31, 2019

Chipper

Synonym for Vagina

Get your chipper over here!

by ChipperMaster123 February 19, 2020

Chipper

Amounts of money in multiple amounts as other currency

Slut better have have my chippers

by Hussy gussy August 20, 2020

Chipper

A slang term for the popular fast food restaurant Chipotle.

Boys, after we hit this nic do you wanna go grab some chipper?

by keesville July 20, 2021

Chipper

A cute but insufferable jerk, that's opinion lowers the IQ of the room.

Referring to the chicks at an egg farm that are tossed in the wood chipper.

Look, I know you aren't a Chipper but thats some seriously dumb shit you are saying..

by EchosNineteen February 13, 2021

Chippers

Slang for Chipotle the fast food franchise. Prodominately used in the east coast.

Liam said to his friends "lets go to eat at Chippers"

by Carebear611 March 01, 2025