Took me to church

When someone shows you a "good time" in bed. Reference the expression "made her see god."

Example: "How was your date with Kelly?"

" It was awesome man, I took her to church!"
Jessica: My date with Matt was amazing, he totally took me to church.
Luci: So you saw god?
by Jessica In Japan March 10, 2015
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took her to church

A phrase in which you take a bitch home from a bar. Upon this she is willing to have sex, but not crazy in which only missionary position is performed.
I took the blonde home from the bar then took her to church.
by mrwinter March 20, 2007
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Took Grandma to Applebee's

Taking an older woman to a sub standard restaurant and then engaging in licking BBQ sauce out of her nether regions.
I crashed the bridge game last night and totally picked up man. Went out the next night and totally "Took Grandma to Applebee's."

BBQ sauce doesn't come out of bed sheets easily.
by -=Gunner=- November 12, 2010
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TOOK HER TO THE O

WHEN YOUR GETTING TOP FROM A STRIPPER BITCH AND SHE FROM KANKAKE AND YOU JUST GOT A GLOCK WITH A RULER CLIP SO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO KNOW BOY DONT PLAY WIT ME
I WAS FEELING COCKY SO I TOOK HER TO THE O ON FONEM GRAVE
by Xxxtentacionyungdaggerdick January 25, 2022
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took possesion

Took possesion - A less geeky way of saying, "Owned, or Pwned" coined on the eBaumsworld.com forums.
MG just took possesion of Laker Dude!
by Montgomery Thug Branch July 20, 2004
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took your cheeks

Bob took your cheeks
by Kruddyki February 16, 2017
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Took down the rope

The act of removing a societal standard of achievement and related shame of failing to reach a standard. (past tense)
In reference to the rope in school gymnasiums which were historically climbed as part of physical education, but were removed in '90's as part of a societal trend and are no longer included in standard curricula. Defined by Adam Carolla.
Q: France used to be excellent, what the hell happened?
A: Took down the rope.

San Francisco took down the rope by implementing a program to cut checks to homeless people.
by bossk21 September 11, 2009
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