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print pimp

In the printing trade:

1) a salesperson who can sell anything that needs to be sold.

2) someone in a printing sales office who knows the ins and outs of producing an unusual printing piece

3) a master of diversified print solutions
1) The stack was cut crooked, but our print pimp showed his customer that it was more noticeable that way. They ordered more just like it!

2) Our print pimp knew how to print those four color file folders.

3) You don't know how to get it printed? You need a print pimp.
by davarinofuntucson August 22, 2010
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pillow print

When a woman or person . Wears too much make up that it leaves a full face pillow print.
by THE ORIGINAL STRETCH July 9, 2022
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printing starfishes

when someone sits their asshole onto a printer and makes copies.
Today at work I was printing starfishes would you like a copy.
by Rbomb04 November 14, 2014
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Ball Print

When you're too tired or drunk to make it to the bathroom and you piss in the sink. When you're done, your balls have left a print on the counter, sink edge or another surface ... showing the tell-tale sign of you using the sink as a urinal.
Stan must have been drunk off his ass last night. When I went into the bathroom, there were his ball prints all over the sink. Dude must have had a lot to drink. The sink smelled real nasty, too.
by Guy4Guy July 6, 2017
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anal print

A mark that someone’s literal asshole leaves on a toilet seat during direct contact.
Hey! You left an anal print on the toilet seat again. How does that even happen? Go clean it off!
by scooterscs January 11, 2020
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Banana print

The shape of a penis on a guys leg when they wear legging or skinny jeans
by Dickcheese 2 February 9, 2021
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Paw print

A commonly used term for talking about pads on animals, such as cats.
for people that LIKE jokes:
January: look at those peets on the catto!
Ashley: what? excuse me? is that proper English?
January: beans!!!!

for people that DON'T like jokes:
the cat leaves a long line of paw print in the snow as it slowly walks in a synced motion on the cold winter morning.
by Feralinx June 12, 2019
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