Optimus PRIME

While eating a peanut butter and jelly sandwich an episode of transformers comes on the tv and you blow a load all over the carpet.

I was just standing there dude eating my pb&j and there it was...Optimus PRIME... I blew a load all over our parakeet.

by Darren Patrick Star September 9, 2016

Optimus muff

A pussy that transforms from ugly to beautiful after a few drinks

Lynn was Optimus muff when her Venus flytrap became the garden of Eden after Jimmy drank a six pack

by Tiny dancer at the girls forum July 23, 2016

Optimus Inbred

A person so inbred that they appear to be the 'Optimus Prime' of all cousin-fuckers.

Dude, I went to Subway and they let Optimus Inbred make my sandwich.

by Ickythiccysicky April 5, 2024

Optimus Primed

When you fuck the same someone pre and post gender transition surgeries -- before and after transforming.

Yo, Mike totally optimus primed Christine (aka Scott).

by two wun five ninja August 12, 2022

Optimus Prime

Face taker.

He is an Optimus Prime

by anonymous May 25, 2024

Optimus

Beyond loyal, love, and intelligent .
The best companion of dreams... Optimus is simply a gift from above ....IF...he chooses you first. You can't choose him.

Optimus is my Savior, he saved me ...chose me and I can't imagine life with out him

by @Harley13 September 10, 2023

Optimus prime(Johnnyflashes)

Leader of the autobots and the last prime in most continuity’s but in this continuity, optimus is a heartbroken, depressed, spoiled brat who slowly lost the spot light and emotionally died. But this time didn’t come back.

Megatron whispered to starscream: I wish optimus prime(Johnnyflashes) would get his life together

by Nemesis prime December 10, 2020