Rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles theme song

Badass theme song

Person 1: yo bro

Person 2: what?

Person 1: have you heard the rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles theme song?

Person 2: no what's that?

Person 1: let me play it for you!

*song starts*

Riseeee

Rise of the... teenage mutant ninja turtles!
Teenage mutant ninja turtles!
Rise of the!

Teenage mutant ninja turtles!

Heros in a half shell!
TURTLE POWER!

Rising up against evil!
Paint the city green!
Raph is ready for a fight!
Leos making a scene!
Mikeys gotGOT rad skills!
Donnie rocksROCKS machines!

With each other they discover their destiny and rise!

COWABUNGA!

Rise of the!

Teenage mutant ninja turtles!
Teenage mutant ninja turtles!

Heros in a half shell!

RISEEEEEEES!

by Spiderman :3 April 23, 2023

Teenage Mutant Gay Niggas

4 people that are like the turtles, but are black and very very gay.

That sqaud is made up of gayass niggas, surely they are the Teenage Mutant Gay Niggas.

by The 53rd President July 16, 2025

Mutant

The term Mutant refers to self-loathing, white liberal females (usually fat) who live in Eastern Pennsylvania. They are raised in poverty and thus, have low self esteem and poor judgement. Their mothers have missing teeth, neck/face tattoos, smoke, and typically have several abusive boyfriends. They tend to favor American Black Culture and White Trash Culture. They usually have several children with several 'babydaddies'. They flock to sites like MeetMe and Bumble looking for "they chocolate king". Mutants such as these, typically LOVE paying high monthly car payments and will sniff out a bad deal from a mile away so that they can rope themselves into it as quickly as possible. Steer clear of these mutants on the roadway, they tend to have short attention spans and will wander into your lane while "rollin' they blunt". They rep "BLM" religiously and badmouth their own race. These Mutants should be avoided as they bring drama with them everywhere they go.

Bob- I was driving home from philly last night and this Stoned Hag with a "COEXIST" bumper sticker damn near ran me off the road!

Lenny- Dirty Fucken Mutant! You gotta be careful philly is crawling with them.

by PlayDumbGamesWinDumbPrizes January 28, 2021

Mutant fuck

A person who is such a total fuckwit that they have ascended to a whole new level of species - ie mutated

John - I was talking to my mate Mark last night and he had this small problem with his computer
Steve - what was it
John - He couldn’t turn it on, he’s such a mutant fuck!

by Just2020 May 14, 2020

Mutante

german expression for your mother if she is also your dad's sister

"dang, Oliver, your mutante looks hot today"

"my mutante and father are truly inseparable"

by seen_on_the_internet December 25, 2021

jake/wanted/found robot suit/hunts mutants

A powerful god that can eliminate any enemy just with a single snap. This entity is a god, he controls the tides of Earth itself. He rules the world.

Player 1: Hey have you've heard of jake/wanted/found robot suit/hunts mutants?
Player 2: no lol
Player 1: ok

by some_freaking_guy December 2, 2020

mutant

rachel

shes a mutant ( aka rachel).

by thirdnipps March 20, 2023