mowing mud

The act of having anal intercourse with some one who has just popped.

Chris did you just take a shit? Yes Adam I did. Looks like I'm going to be mowing mud in a minute.

by SaucyD May 15, 2016

Mud Monster

Having so much fun all the time you wouldn't even know you were covered in shit.

I was such a mud monster at Jessica's party last night.

by LizardInACan September 19, 2021

synthetic mud

Jizz that has been extracted from a gay (or straight) man's asshole then mixed with Hershey's syrup and avocado's. Intended to be used as facial mask. Apply liberally!

John's face looks like a pair of angels marching two by two thanks to synthetic mud.
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by TheChuckster0 November 21, 2014

mud bobber

The Mud Bobber arises when a male experiences explosive diarrhea into a clogged toilet. The affected individual vigorously defacates into the disabled vessel, further saturating the already dense effluent. In a desparate attempt to banish the maelstrom, our anti-hero foolishly chooses to flushes, whereupon panic ensues as the water level rises to approximately 0.1nm below the rim of the bowl. The Mud Bobber is now complete: The hapless defacator's scrotum repeatedly dips into the fecal morass despite his attempts to maneuver elsewhere.

"Dude...I had the worst mud bobber last night after we had burritos. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, PLEASE FIX YOUR TOILET."

by rbowles2000 August 23, 2021

Mud Straw

A Mud Straw is a dildo covered in poop. The straw is a reference to a scarecrow and the mud is a reference to poop.

Damn it girl, I'm sick and tired of coming home from work and finding your mud straw in the kitchen sink every damn day.

by Ranchgirls December 24, 2020

Blow Mud

A rapid evacuation of feces from the colon. Diarrhea. A violent defecation.

"After eating at Taco Bell, I always have to blow mud."

by Kibo April 9, 2003

butt mud

A particularly soft bowel movement, usually diarrhea-like.

After a hard night of drinking, I was a butt mud factory.

by Webster April 18, 2004