by martin gravity March 08, 2022
"JOOB JAB!"
by bobbybadfingers January 27, 2009
-noun -verb
1. The act of physically jabbing a woman's poon.
2. Any person who instinctively makes an activity or situation unbearable on the level of receiving a poon jab. Commonly mistaken for a douche or dip shit, or fuck tard.
1. The act of physically jabbing a woman's poon.
2. Any person who instinctively makes an activity or situation unbearable on the level of receiving a poon jab. Commonly mistaken for a douche or dip shit, or fuck tard.
In a professional training session:
Sean: he he. Hey guys I just farted and screamed like a wounded hippopotamus.
Dustin: Oh my God...
Brandon: Really guy?
Instructor: What a poon jab.
Guy1: That girl tried to kick me in the balls so I totally gave her a poon jab.
Guy2: Right on!
Sean: he he. Hey guys I just farted and screamed like a wounded hippopotamus.
Dustin: Oh my God...
Brandon: Really guy?
Instructor: What a poon jab.
Guy1: That girl tried to kick me in the balls so I totally gave her a poon jab.
Guy2: Right on!
by Fireman23 April 20, 2011
When you put your thumb and index finger in a pinching position like a crab, and pinch your girls puffy upper vagina multiple times in a row. In a jabbing motion.
by Thundacat October 30, 2013
by dark kite August 03, 2008
A Jab Network is a youtube channel that relies on small, quick hits of low quality content in the hopes of getting views
by Lil smooga February 21, 2018