gnoming

the vandalistic act of robbin' a gnome from someones garden - take pictures of you sexin them...then post the pictures through the owners' letter box

dave started gnoming sally's mom

by reggy A January 13, 2008

Gnome

A magical love monster, usually found in Jon Stuckey's garden.

"Why Jon your gnomes are plentiful"

by Jimmy Full Stats April 9, 2013

gnome

A garden toy that is often given as an award for a person that makes an ass of themselves at parties.

Did you see that girl, she was so drunk at that party she made out with an old guy, she deserves a gnome award.

by CanadianAnalyst November 4, 2011

gnome

you

you've been GNOMED

by ƒreddi February 8, 2019

Gnome

A short person.

That bloke is a gnome!

by Loopt March 1, 2017

Gnome Child

Legend has it that he was born too late to explore the earth.

Others claim he was born too soon to explore the galaxy.

For sure, he was born just in time to browse dank memes.

The gnome child says "Don't be a cunt lol"

by December 14, 2015

Gnome Effect

When you put your hood up and there's a point above your head, making a shape similar to a gnome's hat.

Guy 1: hey man, what's up with your hood?
Guy 2: nothing, it's just the gnome effect

by G. R. Luddington November 15, 2016