George Washington

a mildly racist, communist baker.

Jamal: George Washington, a mildly racist, communist baker. Is amazing and makes so many cacas.

by badassbitchxo November 15, 2021

George Washington

When an American fucks a British guy/girl on the 4th of July.

Jim: How was your 4th?

John: I picked a guy up at the bar and gave him a George Washington. You?

Jim: Secretly spent wishing I were British.

by DickWerbenjagermanjensen July 18, 2021

Pulling a George Washington

V/ To work from home... Named after the fact that George Washington was the only president to never ACTUALLY live in the white house. Instead, he governed from Mount Vernon!

Once, I forgot to hand in my work for French... Good job the lesson was on Thursday, and my then-teacher of French liked pulling a George Washington on Fridays.

by Itz Rob November 27, 2016

George Washington

American soldier, statesman and Founding Father.
1st President of the United States (1789-1797)

George Washington was the first President of the United States.

by slayert March 5, 2022

George Washington

A hood ass nigga, bro was pumping mad bitches after being the daddy of the USA

Guy 1: you know George Washington?

Guy 2: yeah that rich ahh mf with mad bitches?

by Conqueeftador69 January 24, 2022

George Washington

A sexual act involving one partner ejaculating on the other partner’s teeth, then making them brush their teeth with the semen.

Person 1: “Dude, did you hear about how this lady got George Washingtoned by her boyfriend?”

by COCOK February 6, 2024

George Washington

The first POTUS, and the guy you never listened to when it came to political parties.

George Washington: "Let me now warn you in the most solemn manner against the baneful effects of the spirit of party. The common and continual mischiefs of the spirit of party are sufficient to make it the interest and duty of a wise people to discourage and restrain it. It serves always to distract the public councils and enfeeble the public administration. It agitates the community with ill-founded jealousies and false alarms; kindles the animosity of one part against another. In governments purely elective, it is a
spirit not to be encouraged."
*Centuries later...2024 presidential election nominates Donald Trump as the forty-seventh president of the United States.*
Guy: "What the fuck? How did this happen?"
Sabrina: "This country is gay. Figuratively."
That guy with the goatee & wraparound shades: "FUCK YEAR! 'murica will be BETTER THAN EVER!"
George Washington: "...you all fail me."

by 7568ino April 25, 2025