The Groundhogs are Bringing Him Breakfast

He is dead.

Hey, whatever happened to Michele? You didn't hear, the groundhogs are bringing him breakfast.

by JoshinLVNY May 14, 2021

Groundhog Dayting

Groundhog dayting is when a person takes his significant other on the exact same date multiple times in a row i.e. pizza hut and then a movie.

Martha broke up with Timothy for Groundhog dayting. He had taken her out for pizza 6 dates in a row.

by PlagueMIsty December 16, 2018

The Groundhogs

The Groundhogs,A British three piece group who first got together in late '63 to play the blues, then switched to progressive ROCK. With the ear pieceing genius of Tony Mcphee on lead guitar and Peter Cruickshank on bass they rocked the underground scene.

Some of The Groundhogs greatest songs are
-Split pt 1
-Garden
-Status People
-Cherry Red

by Charvey December 15, 2008

Groundhog Winter

The antonym of "Indian Summer": the last surprise phase of winter, often accompanied by a freeze or snowfall. Usually takes place after the first bloom of spring flowers.

I was about to wax the skis and pack away the gear, but Groundhog Winter hit bringing 10 inches of fresh and we're getting a bonus weekend out on the mountain.

by Duck Lewis April 13, 2011

Groundhogging

Verb. Jerund. The act of shitting into a condom, freezing the condom, then using it to masturbate vaginally or analy. Nasty but different.

I caught my wife Groundhogging in bed this morning after we had Mexican food last night. I could smell the cilantro from the front door.

by Brazerican April 16, 2025

Pennsylvanian Groundhog

During sexual intercourse (fornication) the condom is lost in the vagina. It is then fished out using tongue or teeth. If condom is clean of jizz you then reuse said condom. Repeat if clean until ripped or dirty.

Him: Hey I lost the condom in your pussy
Her:Baby just pennsylvanian groundhog it out of me
Him: Aweeee it’s clean I have to reuse it.

by Cartiisass November 1, 2021

Evict The Groundhog

To fuck the poop out of you or someone else.

Who up evicting the groundhog?
Do you want to evict my groundhog?
Did you just evict the groundhog out of me?

by StakeTheSteak December 27, 2024