When you give somebody a colombian necktie but instead of letting them be, you tie their tongue to a noose and let it hold the person up.
John: You won't believe what I saw on LiveLeak the other day!
Sara: What?
John: This dude got a colombian noose infront of child!
Sara: Holy shit.
Sara: What?
John: This dude got a colombian noose infront of child!
Sara: Holy shit.
by Resonanaced September 08, 2020
The Colombians offered Mike Mike a deal, he could have a Colombian necktie or he could have a Colombian wristwatch. Mike Mike begged for the Columbian necktie but they gave him a Colombian wristwatch instead.
by Solid Mantis August 15, 2017
The punishment performed by Colombian parents where upon coffee is spilled upon a body part of a child.
Person A: "My parents gave me a Colombian spanking the other day and it still burns my heart."
Person B: "Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayuuuummmmm!"
Person B: "Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayuuuummmmm!"
by TheDWare April 25, 2017
When a male dips his penis in egg, covers it in cocaine and then violently sticks it in his lovers unsuspecting anus
by BlufftonBitch April 30, 2015
by baggy_gravy December 14, 2013
When two guys fuck a girl and one guy comes in her ass. Next, the other guy comes in her mouth and when she swallows she lets the cum in her ass fall out so it looks like it passed through a vortex and out her ass.
by Brexel Boi April 10, 2015
A sexual act where the male has the female in bondage upside down so that her mouth is penis high with a rope tightly binding her lower jaw to her neck, he proceeds to ask her if she's going to vomit while forcing fellatio on her until she pukes all over his hairy beanbag.
by Dump truck November 29, 2016