colombian horse

Colombian horse is slang for coffee, since colombia is known for their beans, and horse is slang for another brown like addictive substance, heroin.

I love geeting that high from the colombian horse, its legal af too.

by dildosexual April 14, 2023

Colombian spanking

The punishment performed by Colombian parents where upon coffee is spilled upon a body part of a child.

Person A: "My parents gave me a Colombian spanking the other day and it still burns my heart."
Person B: "Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayuuuummmmm!"

by TheDWare April 25, 2017

dirty colombian

When you snort Cocaine out of your girlfriend's asshole.

Yo bro, Sarah just let me do a Dirty Colombian to her. It was amazing!

by Nasty Manager September 12, 2018

colombian crankshaft

When a male dips his penis in egg, covers it in cocaine and then violently sticks it in his lovers unsuspecting anus

Man that Colombian crankshaft I did last night was amazing

by BlufftonBitch April 30, 2015

Colombian vortex

When two guys fuck a girl and one guy comes in her ass. Next, the other guy comes in her mouth and when she swallows she lets the cum in her ass fall out so it looks like it passed through a vortex and out her ass.

Yo, we totally gave your Yolanda a Colombian vortex last night.

by Brexel Boi April 10, 2015

Colombian Snowball

When you have enough cocaine that you can compact it and throw it at your friends

"Me and my friends made a Colombian Snowball the other day"

by baggy_gravy December 14, 2013

Colombian kamikaze

The act of bending over to snort drugs off any surface.

Last night Joe pulled a Colombian kamikaze on a eight ball of coke and nobody see him since.

by Greg Just Greg December 29, 2015