A big ol' dicked man that usually swings his schlong like a helicopter. He also enjoys porn and milk with cookies. He pimps, not simps, and he is probably jerking off as he types this.
Im Blake
by Mycoxafloppin February 17, 2021
Get the Blakemug. Blake is a god, a being mankind cannot comprehend. His power is too great for our knowledge and can only be mentioned by name. Blake is a religion people should convert to blakism and chant his name 8 times a day at minimum, this has been proven to give blakeins a overall better life. Anyone found of being a blakist shall be hung drawn and quartered
by BlakeLover69 November 11, 2019
Get the Blakemug. by Shweppsy November 18, 2019
Get the Blakemug. usually a boys name but sometimes a girl. very funny, outgoing, gorgeous, and loud. she has a lot of drama because everyone is jelous of her because she is so perfect. shy around boys and some girls when you first meet her, but once you get to know her she is so much fun to be around. she is the bestest friend you could every ask for.
by qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnnn November 23, 2013
Get the blakemug. To bail without verbal notification at the last minute on a large scale event that you may or may not have planned and to make yourself unreachable by cell phone, text, or email for the duration of the event and at least three days following.
by Mr. San Carlos August 3, 2008
Get the [Blake]mug. Band kid. VERY MUCH OUTDATED HUMOR, but hey you are a happy person and not shy. Your childhood lasts very very long too!
by grim69 April 29, 2021
Get the Blakemug. by Chupapi69 November 23, 2021
Get the Blakemug.