bitter melon

A person who is extremely jealous of every single person living on planet earth who decides to not help someone in need because they’ve done a duty for their own benefit the night prior.

Omg that thot is such a bitter melon. She said she doesn’t want to help the bride because she cut onions for herself the night before.

by bubsters March 9, 2018

bitter betties

Man-haters who meet in groups to plot vengeance against men.

"those bitter betties are planning to to issue the new handbook this September"

by mvjhvhj August 24, 2021

Bitter Beard

A gay man who hides his homosexuality by eating enormous amounts of lemons and bitter fruits

That guy is totally a bitter beard.

by Mel Doodies August 24, 2011

Wire bitter

A female who will suck or do any male or female with a car audio system. Doesn't matter if it is a home theater system or $15,000 system. Everyone should feel bad for the man or woman who the wire bitter goes for because 9 times out of 10 will end up getting gonahepasyphilis. Pray for them system owners.

How long do you think it will take for the wire bitter to give him every disease in the book?

by Gotchbitch May 8, 2017

Bitter Pork

Pork which has the metallic tangy taste of blood, which is bitter like stale tears, devouring such pork whilst watching Maury Povich.

I can feel a bit of bitter pork coming on. Indeed, get the guns.

by Zannahq February 11, 2010

pillow bitter

when the sack is bittin while in the making of sex

omg dude my girl friend gave me a pillow bitter last night

by Grant Olson April 17, 2008

shitter bitters

The pretzel bites you get at Pretzel Time at the mall. You know, the pretzel bites .. !? Woot woot.

Can I have a large order of shitter bitters with cheese sauce and a coke !?

by Pickle Festus June 1, 2005