Joseph thai

This nigga thinks hes the shit. if you know a joseph thai, avoid him at all costs. His life is full of anaphases and prophases. Although he acts tough on discord, Joseph is actually a really soft guy. He gets mad at his friends when they joke around cuz he's a pussy ass nigga who can't take friendly jokes. He also overreacts a lot and cries whenever. Joseph basically has a mic inside his mouth and earrapes all the fucking time. He has the IQ of a fucking chimpanzee. ooga booga headass shutcho bitchass up and start acting like a man

Things Joseph Thai say: "fuck all of yall niggers you guys are fucking anoying AF im not fucking crying"
"(enter name of victim), SHUTCHO ASS UP"

by Boarhunter203 July 14, 2019

Thai Blumpkin

The act of getting blowjob on the toilet while suffering from travellers diarrhea.

I told her I couldn't take her home with me because that street meat was sitting right but she offered to give me a Thai Blumpkin.

by Fleshdawg October 7, 2016

Thai-arrhea

Explosive liquid shits caused by a spicy Thai dish

Bro I had the drunken noodles and a Sapporo at the new Thai place tonight with Jen and squirted a little thai-arrhea in my pants before I could find the bathroom

by Guydudebroguy October 15, 2017

Thai snowman

The Thai snowman is a sex act where a ladyboy puts cocaine around her lips, like a margarita glass, gives you a blow job to completion and then snowballs you.

I received a Thai snowman the other day...not what I was expecting.

by XDSUSX June 22, 2017

Thai Concept

A term used widely on South East Asian countries (esp. Philippines,Malaysia and Indonesia) motorcycle scene to mimic the look of those motorcycle from Thailand that looks like they're assembled from junkyard scraps.

It usually involves replacing every existing bolts of a motorcycle with fake gold ones(as if to say they're rich).

Person 1: bro have you seen Dodong Juan's motorcycle?

Person 2: Yeah, Dodong Juan's family is starving right now but he is paying 3000 pesos a month for it for 3 years but he doesn't mind.
Person 1: THAI CONCEPT BRUHH

by Yiieeeeeeeee! June 26, 2019

thai whore

Extremely cheap whores from Thailand and other asian countries. These whores tend to have at least one sexual disease so when you're banging a thai whore, you better use some protection.

Rich White Tourist 1: Dude, look at that hot thai whore!
Rich White Tourist 2: Don't do it man, you'll just get a disease!

by Marked One July 29, 2007

Thai-handshake

A completely unorthodox, improvised and off the cuff sex act.

Andrew scored a Thai-handshake from Vivien in the bathroom at the prom after party.

by urabanodictionaro May 19, 2017