Northwest Teacup

Take the skin of your ball sack, make it into a cup. When you’re about to ejaculate let it drip down the shaft and into the reservoir you've created. Now what you do from here varies by culture, but cheers!

While enjoying the Northwest Teacup be sure to follow tea time etiquette. For example, when not at a table it is considered rude to drink from the teacup without holding the tea saucer in your left hand, while holding the tea cup in your right. Don’t be impolite hold those balls!

by NORTHWEST March 15, 2010

Mexican teacup

When a man stretches his scrotum and bevels it in so it creates a cup. Said cup is filled with a liquor of choice. Liquor is then dumped into the recipients mouth like a shot glass.

Alyssa was straight turnt last night. She was doing mad Mexican teacups!

by Sadameyez November 28, 2015

Chinese teacup

To fart in ones cupped hand, then bring your hand to another’s face, serving them the cupped fart

Kevin wasn’t listening to Naomi’s story, so she gave him a chinese teacup to get his attention. Kevin gagged.

by Bumping Donuts October 31, 2020

Teacup cougar

A special breed of very short small bodied female cougar that only dates younger tall males.

Check out That guy over there with the short woman, is she his grandmother or is she a teacup cougaraffe?

by Tim the man April 15, 2018

Teacup top

A short sexually dominant gay man

Oh, he’s so short I thought he was a bottom! No gurl, that’s a teacup top

by PS DEEP May 1, 2024

British Teacup

Rehan Akhtar

It’s rehan because he’s a british teacup

by Fjionde September 15, 2021

Teacup Child

A child whose guardians treat them like an accessory or pet, neglectfully and to the detriment of the child.

I was a teacup child: my grandparents used to take me everywhere, but once I hit puberty that entire part of my life disappeared.

by Accelerate dog May 14, 2024