Tarzan Tits

Prominent pectoral muscles on a man.

I work the fly machine at the gym because I want Tarzan tits like Vin Diesel’s.

by Mic Rofoon July 4, 2022

Tarzan crust

A combination of semen, period blood, and yeast infection residue. That attaches to ones pubic regiona after sexual intercourse in Flint, Michigan.

Ethans Tarzan crust cut his hand while he tried to masters with his tears.

by Tommy2 Tone March 6, 2024

Tarzan

Someone who doesn’t let go of their bf/gf till they have another in their hand, as is swinging from vine to vine.

A: "my current girlfriend decided to leave her then-boyfriend for me."
ten months later
A: "my ex-girlfriend left me for some other guy"
B: "She's a tarzan. She doesn’t let go of one vine till she has the other in her hand.

by Traumaform June 26, 2018

drunken tarzan

Drunken Tarzan is a sexual position where you invite someone back to your house and they watch you get a hand job while making direct eye contact.

Watching Bob get a drunken tarzan was the longest 2 minutes of my life.

by BeerdedWonder July 5, 2018

Tarzan Twist

A move where you double up and double down onto a man when he is reading to swing from the trees. He wants to be tased so do it. The receiver will always be named peter and he most probably loves dogs a little too much to the point it is creepy.

Yo I just tarzan twisted my homie bro. Peter could not handle my gawk gawk 3000

by The Tarzan Man February 10, 2021

Tarzan Nipples

When a girl’s areola are abnormally large in size

Ashlee was drunk and horny one night and her Tarzan nipples pop out of her shirt, and everyone jumped out the window to escape the view.

by Blmcollwge10193 May 27, 2018

Tarzan Nutbuster

A Tarzan Nutbuster is the process of a Male has is butt hair braided by his significant other and then pulled on until he ejaculates.

The Thai man had a Tarzan Nutbuster on a Tuesday to celebrate the big win

by Barry Mcokhener June 18, 2024