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t-boned

when a girl has experienced the beastlyness of thomas ousterhout
d'd'd'd damn. that girl just got t-boned!!!
by chris gorman April 6, 2005
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T-boned

an adaptation of a previously used term for "broadside collision" to the frequent "near collisions / emergency stops" which are common to self-driving vehicles (for example Tesla) that only brake at the last minute.
What the f***, that Tesla T-boned me, nearly hit me broadside. Scared the s*** out of me.
by MNL897 May 6, 2023
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don't get a boner

a phrase that is used when an individual becomes overly 'stimulated' because of a simple occurrence.
Elliot: OMG! OMG! OMFG! I JUST SAW PARIS HILTON.

Eddie: DON'T GET A BONER! SHES JUST ON TV.
by EDDIE C. April 4, 2009
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boner a dingo couldn't bite through

Used to describe an erection so hard that even a dingo (Australia's native wild dog) couldn't damage it.

Given the silliness of the expression, it's usually used to describe extreme enjoyment of an activity not related to sex, such as a sporting triumph.
When the Cats won the 2007 AFL Grand Final, I had a boner a dingo couldn't bite through for the next week.
by Choda Boy 57 May 9, 2008
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boner, I've got a ... a dingo couldn't bite through

Used to describe an erection so hard that, if given the chance, a dingo (Australia's native wild dog) would not be able to damage it.

Given the silliness of the statement, it's usually used to describe a non-sexual situation that a man would nonetheless enjoy very much, such as a sporting event.
When the Cats won the 2007 AFL Grand Final, for the next week I had a boner so hard a dingo couldn't have bitten through it. (boner, I've got a ... a dingo couldn't bite through - gotta use the original here)
by Choda Boy 57 May 7, 2008
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Boney T

A very attractive yet real skinny guy named Tony From Humble, TX. He lived in Kenswick and had a lot of female "friends" so to say, People always wondered how he can get so many women for the fact that he was so Skinny.
Friend 1: How can that skinny basterd get so many fine looking women

Alex: Thats boney T, He must be hung to his knees or something.

Friend 1: Oh that explains it, he sure looks boney, Lucky bastard
by ticklemonster May 21, 2009
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Tbonerator

An animal without a pelvis, informally known as a tbonerator
Hey look! That animal doesnt have a pelvis!
Terry, thats a tbonerator.
by tazor_87777 January 11, 2012
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